So, What losers are hanging out here on New Year's Eve?

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by enlisted person, Dec 31, 2009.

  1. enlisted person

    enlisted person Black Swan

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    I am here. I am now 44 years old and smart enough to stay home on NYE. The wife and I have a couple bottles of champagne to drink and we haven't got any friends so here we are. I haven't drank a thing but I am even nervous about going to the store in a few minutes. Cops are out to make money tonight, I would not wear, carry anything of value in your car tonight nor have any big money or the cops will get it. Lots of $200 fines for tail lights and tag lights out as well. You need to get where you are going to stay before dark and stay there till at least sun has been up a while. Cops are worse than criminals around here, hell most of them were criminals before getting a badge. I hope everybody has a good new years and has some indoor fun and don't run afoul of any law men. Just enjoy :santa_ok:
  2. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    Oh, good. More cop bashing from the board alcoholic. :jayzus:
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  3. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Why do I picture Jackie Gleason in a cop uniform lying in wait for EP?

    Anyhoo, yeah, just me and the missus and the dog tonight. Been that way since the families moved away and our friends abandoned us.

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  4. Zodiac

    Zodiac Banned

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    I support well-deserved cop bashing and well-deserved drinking.
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  5. enlisted person

    enlisted person Black Swan

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    Jeez, you are so kind Tamar, I just call them as I see them. You know as well as I do that if they don't get their quota tonight, there will be cops crawling all over the place for the rest of the weekend or longer trying to make up for the lost money. There worst nightmare would be for no one to drink and drive and the town loose all those thousands of dollars of revenue. You obviously have never been stopped and all the money taken out of your wallet and your girlfriend's purse and then they get your watch and a leather jacket to boot, and who the fuck you going to call when the cops rob you? Another cop? That ain't going to work out good for you. :santa_lipsrsealed:
  6. Darkening

    Darkening Guest

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    Just Wow..

    Did they hold a gun to you're head as they made you bent over the hood of the car?
  7. Starguard

    Starguard Fresh Meat

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    I'm at work :eek:
  8. enlisted person

    enlisted person Black Swan

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    Nay they don't have to hold a gun to your head, the just take your shit and laugh about it. Cops were pretty cool in the UK, so you wouldn't know. Bobbies don't try and be a "Wyatt Earp" bad ass like they do here and they earned my respect. Here they got that wannabe marine hair cut and bad ass attitude and no sense of humor and then wonder why people don't like them.
    There you could ask a bobby for directions, here that won't happen.
  9. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    We had a so-so dinner at a Thai restaurant called Dungrats, then came home. We will be in tonite, avoiding drunks and over-eager cops. w00t.
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  10. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    I had a ham and swiss cheese sandwich, wife is working. w00t w00t
  11. dkehler

    dkehler Fresh Meat Deceased Member

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    Wow, good thing you are back where you have "rights", eh? Why don't you shoot one with your gun? :santa_rolleyes:
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  12. Caboose

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    Over at Ma's tonight, I'm going through a bag of black eyed peas and sorting out the bad ones, after that painting some window trim and hanging a couple of light fixtures. I may start ripping out carpet for an encore in preperation of a laminate floor in the living room in the next couple of days. S'bout it, likely won't indulge in booze tonight. Maybe a beer or two.

    My days of going out tonight are a decade past, fuck that. I worry more abut the drunks than the cops having been in that boat myself before. :shrug:
    I do hope God watches over those drunks like he did me for so long before I gave it up.
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  13. Sokar

    Sokar Yippiekiyay, motherfucker. Deceased Member

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    I'm about to head out to my girlfriend's to do some hardcore fucking.

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  14. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    On my way out the door. Happy New Year, everyone!
  15. enlisted person

    enlisted person Black Swan

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    Because, I have to take the higher ground, my Canadian friend. Plus its the only thing they fear, armed citizenry. I made it to the store and back without incident. bought lots of fattening treats and a 6 pack of hard cider for the bride and a 6 of spaten optimator for myself and I am having one now :P What is everyone drinking?
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  16. Phoenix

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    Don't laugh. Same thing hapeened to a couple of friends of mine going to Florida through Georgia. Got caught in a speed trap, fine was the entire contents of both wallets, or indeterminate time in jail.
  17. enlisted person

    enlisted person Black Swan

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    Some of the big wigs from our company were visiting a mill down in mexico, they got stopped by a cop and he took all the money they had :lol: I told them they didn't need to go all the way to mexico for that treatment. That would be a sad story but those guys make month what I make in a year, so not as much sympathy.
  18. Baba

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    Freedom chat you fucking commie bitches
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  19. IndigoTiger

    IndigoTiger Violently Happy

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    im here. I'm actually at my moms watchin movies. so, ill be stickin around. My partying comes tomorrow. :D

    Not sure why they decided to do it on New Year's Day and not New Year's Eve...but whatevs.
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  20. Leellana

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    Same here....damn adult responsibilities...
  21. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    gto drunk at the annual do that our high priest/ess throw.. came back to a toga party... time for a doob and a red head
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  22. Zodiac

    Zodiac Banned

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    I was dragged to a neighbor's house. Damn good chicken wings... with Tabasco sauce. I actually want to go back there to get the wings I didn't finish.
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  23. Zodiac

    Zodiac Banned

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    And when the fuck did I go to bed? I hate when you're having a good time and all of a sudden you 'wake up' in bed. It's such a cheat.
  24. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    ^ Did you wake up with a condom hanging out of your ass?
  25. enlisted person

    enlisted person Black Swan

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    I fell asleep at 11:30 pm or so. I just could not keep my head up :( Did I miss much?