Chinese woman undergoes Plastic Surgery to look like Jessica Alba

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  1. Starguard

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    link: http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/Chine...oViewer=/100204/ids_photos_ts/r4164454779.jpg

    While shes at it, maybe she should also get Breast Implants so she'll look like Jessica Rabbit!

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  2. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    Does that say "Capricorn Creaming" on her hat?!?

    Engrish of the week
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Knee-deep in fail.....her nose is completely different.

    Anyway, if I were Jessica Alba I would have plastic surgery to look like this Chinese woman just for spite!
  4. Sokar

    Sokar Yippiekiyay, motherfucker. Deceased Member

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    Um... fail?

    Still, cute as hell. I'm going to go rub one out in her honor for her ambition.

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  5. Bailey

    Bailey It's always Christmas Eve Super Moderator

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    She hasn't had the surgery yet.
  6. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Oh, I see. Well then I have a great idea for a harmless prank.....she goes under the knife to look like Jessica Alba, but ends up looking like....

    Jed Clampett from Beverly Hillbillies! :wtf:
  7. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Engrish, Mudderfokker! Do you speaky it?
  8. Suave Dude

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    she's cute why the heck would she want to change her face :(

    i hope she kicks that no good boyfriend of hers right in the testes. it'd support the chinese communist party by enforcing their "dont procreate so much" rules too.
  9. 14thDoctor

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    She sounds mentally ill, since she's doing all this so she can *maybe* win back her ex-boyfriend.


    I really doubt that's why he left her in the first place.
  10. Rimjob Bob

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    She's doing for her "boyfriend?" That's fucked up.

    See, that's why I need an Asian girlfriend--they do whatever they're told. :bailey:
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    yeah but only the ones that aren't born and/or raised here are like that, and they only go for other asians. good luck bro.
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    You can make some money off the ones who do whoever they're told! :D
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    Beck Monarchist, Far-Right Nationalist

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    Uh honey (Asian lady)... listen to Beck. I "know" men like your boyfriend; I've dated them. It wouldn't matter if you looked like Jenna Jamison. There will ALWAYS be something wrong with you. What you need to do is learn to say "no, hell no." If you don't like me the way I am, then here's some goodbye lubricant and a magazine, now get the fuck away from me. You're ex is the male equivalent of a female J.A.P. as we call such women over here.
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    Will Power If you only knew the irony of my name.

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    What a shallow chick.
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    I wonder has anyone contacted Jessica Alba and told her about this? :flow2:
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    Shes not speaking to me right now. She still mad because I asked her to get breast implants :eek:
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    This is what our Chinese Heroine Xiaoqing would look like if she had a full overhaul. If her "Boyfriend" doesnt want her, I know a dozen other guys (and a few girls) that would take her in a heartbeat! :eek:

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  20. Liet

    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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    First you'll have him stalking an actress; next thing you know, he'll be shooting at Presidents.

    Is that your plan? :chris:
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  21. Starguard

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    Apparently, someone told her :whoa:

    link: http://movies.yahoo.com/news/movies.ap.org/alba-not-flattered-attempt-look-like-her-ap
  22. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    Honor?

    That poor girl can look forward to boys making " 'on-her and off-her" jokes all through her formative years. :jayzus: