Gorgeousness Lurks...

I got a pos-rep that says something wonderful this way lurks!

I have an enormous schwanzstucker.

I eat pussy real good.

(Hope she's still lurking)

I never knew enormous was synonymous with "minuscule"...learn something new every day!

It's his glasses...

Miniscule?!

What, you're not the woman in the YouPorn video with the huge blue dildo, are you?

Men who claim to have big ones usually don't.

Men who have big ones don't feel the need to announce it.

When I saw the thread title, I was wondering why you would be talking about yourself.

I didn't say it was big. I said it is enormous.

Enormous = break out the magnifying glasses and the tweezers!

Pfeh! Y'all are just jealous.

I'm jealous that you have a small weiner? Why would I be jealous of that when I have a beautiful vag

Don't worry....the south will rise again.

No one may notice...but hell, as long as it gets up!!

Damn! Tough room.

Hey, thanks for getting our hope up for nothing, by the way...

That you can park a truck in?

At least we won't have to look at any saggy tit photos.

Not from here anyway. I'm keeping those puppies under wraps...and a really good bra!

Do you roll socks to improve your silhouette, Muad?

Never had to.

Do you put those puppies in the bra with a block and tackle?

No.....I take a sturdy stick and roll 'em up like a scroll.

*reads thread*

As usual, I have no idea what's going on.

same here but what the hell I'm just here for the ride

I tell people that mine is tiny.

That doesn't mean it's actually huge in reality, I'm just honest.

Honesty is always the best policy. Well, unless you work for the Witness Relocation Program. Or you're a Congressman.

I like to think of mine as a "travel-size penis"...

Are we talking about a possible return thelurker/Linda here? That would be wonderful. But perhaps I'm just projecting wishfult hinking into a thread I don't understand.

Mrs. Albert repped me and I posted the thread, but I don't think she saw it.

It just degenerated into some good-natured teasing is all.

We read about this kind of thing all the time