Does Shepherd wear a dress when he fucks wifey?

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  1. The Flashlight

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    The effort expended by Shep in his latest post to try and convince everyone not to pay attention to the man behind the curtain should be enough for folks to realize the thread was on target.

    Some simple questions for Shepherdess:

    1. Are you and your wife still living together?

    2. If you are, are the two of you still sexually active?

    3. If the answer to #2 is "no", then what's the reason? Is it because you no longer desire sex with women, or is it because your wife is so repulsed by your behavior and traumatized by your betrayal of the relationship that she can't stomach the thought of your phallus in her vajayjay without vomiting?

    4. If the answer to #2 is "yes," then how in god's name is wifey rationalizing this to herself?

    4. Where are your kids and how have they reacted to Daddy's blossoming? Do you wear women's clothes around them? Personally, I hope you had the good sense to send the kids to live with relatives rather than expose them to this dysfunction.
  2. Muad Dib

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  3. The Flashlight

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    In that case, kill yourself please. :)
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    Speaking of social life, are you now frequenting the local gay bars? I assume that's where you'd meet other local trannies and trannie-fetishists. What is that like for you? To mingle amongst those you spent so long denigrating? To have become the thing you once hated (and probably still hate, if my earlier theory of your alleged transexualism is correct).

    Really, isn't this just the GLBT version of District 9? We could call it District Castro.
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    Do us all a favor and DIAF.
  6. The Exception

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    Its a very likely possibility. Either that or else Shep was lying about how much money he makes.
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  7. Nova

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    That low-effort enough for ya?
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    The saddest thing in this thread is Nick of all people playing yipping poodle to Flashlight and polarslam. I mean...:wtf:

    And I must be getting old because not one thing in this thread manufactured anything but boredom, yawning and apathy. :lanz:
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  9. The Exception

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    Nah, it's been something that's crossed my mind well before this thread, I just wasn't sure that someone else had thought the same thing. Does it matter if Flashlight started the thread or someone else? Does it change any truth or lack thereof?

    Seriously though, how is a man who had to reach out to Wordforge as a whole for aid because he had nothing suddenly able to afford such a surgery.
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  10. Tamar Garish

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    You are laboring under a misconception....Nova hasn't had surgery Nick.

    She simply lives and dresses as a woman.

    At least this makes more sense to me...it didn't seem like you to be this way about something like this.
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  11. The Exception

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    Gotcha. I don't have a problem with what Nova/Shep does as long as he drops the holier than thou attitude he's had over the years. But he needn't play the "family values" game when he seems to be so inconsiderate of his family's needs for traditional nuclear family values.
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    That was my thought as well. To see Nick descending into Flashlight and polarslam territory disappointed me greatly. I disagree with many of his views, but I nevertheless thought of him as much better than a mere troll, out to try to humiliate other posters simply for the fun of trying to seem better than them.

    I am guessing that tolerance is not as widespread among the politically left-leaning as is often claimed, unfortunately.

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  13. Nova

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    What gives you the impression I have had surgery?

    If you'd read what I've said on the subject, you'd know I've said plainly I don't anticipate having that kind of money for many years, if ever.

    That said, an Orcidectomy is only about $1500 and estrogen, if/as/when can be bought at Wal Mart for $4 a month.

    That doesn't accomplish the big thing, but the two together go a long long way.
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    Elwood I know what I'm about, son.

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    Whew. Big edit here. I fat fingered something into the wrong thread.
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    Interesting choice of smiley. If not for Lanzman this thread might, horror of horrors, be in the White Room, in which case boredom, yawning, and apathy would be the least of your problems.

    Thank you, Lanzman, for killing the return of the White Room.

    And, if you want the best desert ever, try the following. Believe it or not, it's a recipe my mother started using for Passover--for the goyim among you, Passover is notorious for terrible deserts--but still, it's the best desert ever. I mean that, in all seriousness:

    Obviously you can use butter instead of margarine unless kashrut concerns affect a meat meal, but even using margarine, this is the best desert ever. I've been trying for years to get my mother to make this sometime other than passover, and I just gave up and had her give me the recipe so I could make it on my own. On the cooking time, if it's not quite done, keep giving it another 15 minutes until your finger comes away clean. It can take 2 hours or more depending on weather conditions and the exact size of the eggs used. If you don't have the right kind of pan, buy one. It's worth it.

    If you don't have me on ignore, please quote this post so other people can see this magnificent recipe. It really is that good, and it's pretty easy as well, if a bit time consuming.
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  16. The Exception

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    Oh go fuck yourself.

    I have more tolerance in my pinky than most people do in their entire body.

    My circle of friends/family could be a fucking commercial for tolerance. Gay, black, hispanic, asian, indian, mentally and physically handicapped.

    I don't have a problem with Shep pretending to be a woman, good for him, whatever gets him off. I do have a problem with him doing this and then talking about the crumbling of American values because gays can marry or any of the other multiple things he's claimed are leading us down the path of destruction over the last several years.
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  17. Nova

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    You like Flashy and so many others fail to be willing to let your view of a poster evolve.

    You got a "Fundie" stereotype 6 or 7 years ago and never let go of it.

    Even then it was wrong, but at least it was understandable given my positions at the time were so far removed from your own. But anyone who paid a modicum of attention would have noticed my views evolving a great deal on many things well before I accepted my nature.

    For instance, I came off of "Life begins at conception" (as a matter of law) probably 54 or 5 years ago.

    I came off of zero-tolerance for Gay adoption LONG ago and it's been probably three years or more since I've commented in the negative on it at all.

    It's no one's fault but your own if you can't be arsed to pay attention.

    I've not said anything that even the most strident lefty should interpret as a "holier than thou attitude" in a long long time. in fact, my brief exit from the board in late 2006 was specifically related to still being spoken to and of as a "Fundie" when I'd long quit holding forth on those subjects.

    I tried to come back with a new identity specifically to escape that outdated stereotype.

    All that said, I still think that "Family values" are a legitimate concern, I simply have a more enlightened view of how that applies. For one obvious example, despite Flashy's pathetic troll, I think that "family values" are reflected in my situation in that my 17 year old son accepts my condition as legitimate and not a cause for derision or rejection and recognizes that when someone (such as my father) rejects me it reflects poorly not on me but on them.
    "Exposing" my sons to the real me is the least of my problems. We still have and will continue to have a wonderful and close relationship.

    To the extent that my wife is struggling with it, it has....[edit]...no, I will speak of that only in the Blue Room lest I give ammunition to the Insane Clown Posse.

    Point being - it's not a given that if one alters one's view of what is consistent with family values, that one is being hypocritical about those values.

    Hypocrisy would be at issue when one STILL professes to condemn that which one in fact doing. That isn't the case here.
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  18. Nova

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    Heh.
    Anyone with a basic, rudimentary understanding of transsexualism, let alone a tolerance for it, wouldn't consider writing that sentence in good faith.

    All you just proved was either you are "tolerant" in the same sense that one condescends to tolerate the stupidity of those they consider themselves smarter than, or you simply don't know what the fuck you are talking about.
    Do try to keep up.
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    Are you sure you know what you're talking about? Are you sure you aren't confusing him with someone else? I haven't seen that kind of talk from Shep/Nova in years, if ever.

    I'm guessing that your "tolerance" is based more on preconceptions than on actual facts. About like intolerance, actually.

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  20. The Flashlight

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    Well aren't you being all politically correct. :dayton:

    Shep isn't a woman, any more than you dressing in a pair of your husband's boxer shorts and business shirts makes you a "man." He can put on a dress and smear on some lipstick and stick a tampon up his ass if that's what helps give him a boner, but he isn't now, nor will he ever be a woman. Referring to him as a "she" is nothing but weak PC-ism, a lame attempt to avoid "offending" someone.
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  21. The Flashlight

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    Yes, the family values warrior who never missed any opportunity to post long-winded diatribes about the evils of anything that didn't fit within the rigid boundareis of evangelical fundie-ism now seems to have pushed the self-destruct button on his own family. But isn't that the way it always works out? The self-rightous goon who's secretly beating his wife to a pulp every night, diddling his kids, convincing his followers to allow him to "marry" their 11 y /o daughters, or frequenting the gay bars two counties over?

    And the real kicker here is watching Shep now demanding respect, tolerance, and understanding, the very same qualities he was never willing to embrace.

    Fuck you Shep.
  22. The Flashlight

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    Answer the questions in #31 Shep. :bailey:
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    Okay The Flashlight I'll respond to your trolling with a question. Why should I care about the apparel of another WF member?
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  24. Tamar Garish

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    Like you are entitled to a damn thing. :finger:

    Fuck off with your shit, no one cares but polarslam so take a hint. :jayzus:
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  25. Nova

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    It's no surprise you are unfamiliar with the concept of common cutesy. Some people have a little class, other folks are like you.
  26. Nova

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    Actually, I haven't "demanded" anything from anyone. I haven't been offended or expressed any expectation. I have good friends here who think and said that I was making a big mistake and they think I'm wrong and my interaction with them is no less friendly and respectful.

    I fully understood from the day I brought it up that many would not approve - was frankly shocked to be as well received as I was - and have no expectations otherwise.

    I understand that in your simplistic troll mind that stereotypes are all you can wrap your single-digit IQ around. But that doesn't make it true.
  27. Azure

    Azure I could kick your ass

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    Apparently Nick is a cunt too.
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    This thread seems to be getting hotter than the core of the Sun!

    :soma:

    And oh yeah, Azure, I got no beef with you.

    If you have a problem with me on the other hand (ha!) then that's your problem, not mine.

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  29. the_hawk_flies_at_dawn

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    maybe shepnova wanted to find out who his real friends are--this is a bizarre way to do it I grant you
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