ATTENTION WORDFORGERS: I AM COOLER THAN ALL OF YOU...

...because I'm sitting in the airport, typing on my insanely tiny computer in a leather jacket and boots. I'm in a leather jacket and boots because Portland, in their wisdom, allows motorcyclists to park RIGHT AT THE TERMINAL. For FREE.

You may now go back to your regularly scheduled posting in your dreary boring lives. Or you may remain here and tell me how awesome I am.

Oh, and you can't even smell the catshit I stepped in coming out of my driveway.

leather jacket sounds so gay

Again; cooler, or more likely to get off with a moustachioed gentleman in a gay bar?

I do not wear clothes.

And I do not wait at airports because I can teleport to any location at will.

You should take this information into consideration whilst refining your hypothesis.

You're in Portland.

/thread

I'm sitting at home, watching SG-1 with a beer.

Beat that, gyrene.

Big deal. I have a 67 Beaumont SD.

watching sgu.

volpone was the inspiration behind this vid:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGHYh-U-hi0

I'm not wearing pants.

I *so* didn't need to know that.

*wang helicopter*

This bears repeating

Wait, so you're saying this isn't Volpone?

He neeeds to be discharged from the marines.

Cooler than this? Hit the jukebox and we'll talk.

Down in San Francisco for the weekend. Was invited to not one, but two orgies. Didn't go to either because I'm just that cool.

Or just that gay.

ehhhhhh

this shit writes itself.