New Jersey Teen Admits Defecating in Classmate's Soda CAMDEN, N.J. (AP/ 1010 WINS) -- His lawyer calls it a foolish prank, but a judge isn't laughing. A 17-year-old high school student from Haddon Township admitted in family court Thursday that he defecated in a classmate's soda during an auto-shop class. Prosecutors dropped an aggravated assault charge in exchange for the boy's guilty plea to a charge of tampering with a food product. Authorities say the victim sipped the soda, then spit it out as his classmates laughed on March 29. A judge ordered the boy to serve probation, serve 200 hours of community service, write a letter to the victim to apologize -- and to write a 1,000-word report on why it's unhealthy to ingest fecal matter.
Oh man. Great judge...a good chunk punishment and making him learn why what he did was wrong and dangerous.
What was the teacher doing in that class that he/she didn't notice a student shitting in a pop during class?
Kid probably swiped it and went to the john. Still, you'd think you'd notice the shit-stain and/or smell.
The logistics are staggering...how did he get the shit in the can through that little opening? Was it a can of soda or a styrofoam cup? :headhurts:
The teacher probably made the student keep the pop out of the shop during the period. The "prankster" probably slipped out and did the deed without anyone noticing. Shop classes can be hard to keep an eye on.
I say kill the twisted fucker and string his bloated corpse from the flag pole in front of city hall as a warning to other not to do bad shit like this.
Not really related to this story, but a few weeks ago the son of one of my friends had a situation where his school locker kept getting broken into and his lunch getting stolen. The school principal wasn't very enthusiastic about trying to find out who the perpetrator was. My friend built his son a PB&J sandwich that had a thick layer of red pepper flakes hidden below the peanut butter. That was the last lunch that got stolen.
