So I got a blow job today.

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by dkehler, Jun 10, 2010.

  1. dkehler

    dkehler Fresh Meat Deceased Member

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    Actually, I didn't, but a man can dream, can't he?
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  2. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    Yes, yes he can.
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  3. Nautica

    Nautica Probably a Dual

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    Why oh why did it take so long for this obvious parody thread? WF is slipping!
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  4. Baba

    Baba Rep Giver

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    Every hand job is sacred.
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  5. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    I got a blow job today. But I had to give my boss a big nasty speech beforehand. After I triumphantly said my bit he duly obliged.

    Making a speech works!
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  6. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Speaking of OBVIOUS parodies, why has no WF member posted
    Obama saying "whose ass do I need to kiss?" :PGT:
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  7. Baba

    Baba Rep Giver

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    Don't tempt e to do that.
  8. polarslam

    polarslam Fresh Meat

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    You can have one today if you really want.

    Higgins Avenue beckons.
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  9. 14thDoctor

    14thDoctor Oi

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    Ah, so Kor did find work. :borg:
  10. dkehler

    dkehler Fresh Meat Deceased Member

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    Ewww!
  11. Liet

    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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    It's not work for him if Kor's the one paying to give a blow job. I'll bet you he does that.