Amanda Bynes retires from acting; does porn instead

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  1. We Are Borg

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    Well, I wish that's what the headline said. :yeehaw:
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    She and Brett Favre are going into competition to see who can retire the most before they die...
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    Translation: I'm not getting any work after making the transition from 'child star' to 'real actor', so I'm going to quit, announce it, stir the drama pot a bit, and mebbe someone will throw me a bone!
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    Pretty sure that's a given.....:doh:
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    'Tis a shame. I remember watching her first appeance on Nickeloneon when I was seven or so. Bynes has potential to be the next Lucille Ball, or at least Reba McIntyre.

    As she once declined advice from an agent to go partying and showing her hoo hoo to get the media's attention, I doubt this an attention whoring tactic. :(
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    Okay, if she really wants to show her goodies, I can clear my calendar to give her some constructive critisism. :)
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    This is tragic. Here she is in a recent issue of "Maxim":
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    ^^^^
    She's cute enough, but nothing special.
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    Really? I remember her first being introduced on All That, and the only thing I got from her was she was anorexic and obnoxious and I wished they would give her less and less attention, but they kept give her more parts and air time. AUGH.
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    The Amanda Show was even worse, but I was 10 and what can I say, I watched every episode.
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    Yeah. So I have thoughts about the expression she has in that photo I posted. You can probably guess what they are.
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    She looks like one of thousands of random drunk chicks you'd run into at a bar around here. I swear I've seen dozens who look just like her. Either talking to every random person like an old friend, being so sloppy drunk her friends had to carry her out, or getting in a fight will another drunk chick. Often all three in succession.
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    Cool! ;)
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    Hmm, I saw her as painfully trying to be a clone of Nichole Sullivan, who really did have the potential to be the next Lucille Ball.
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    To be fair, I really only thought that after that sitcom she had on the WB.

    She was waaaaaay too skinny back in her teen days, I do agree. :yuck:
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    Me?

    Ha! :lol:
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    Fore cripes sakes!!! That is... alright. :)