Chaos...I'm calling you out

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by frontline, Sep 29, 2010.

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  1. frontline

    frontline Hedonistic Glutton Staff Member Moderator

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    So what the fuck man. I go for a new AV, one of a character that I can dig. So what the fuck do you do? You pull up some shitty old version from the 1930s? I mean come on man, your Vultan looks more like an escapee from a Wagner Opera. No scratch that, it looks like a live version of Elmer Fudd dressed up as an reject from Die Valkyrie in Kill the Wabbit!

    Plus you base it on some shitty serial that Garamet watched as a kid where the ships all had sparklers stuck their asses to make it seem like they were flying? Oh the engine sounds...yeah the electricity sound made it so believeable now didnt it? What was your version underwritten by Greenpeace or Obama? Dont forget the awesome cardboard sets. :dayton: That version even managers to make Voyager look like the height of visual production and makes Janeway look like the second coming of Chuck Norris.

    Yeah great choice there buckaroo

    Jesus H Christ on a pogo stick have you no shame? For fucks sake your AV has fucking MOOBS! What the hell is that helmet covering? A 1960s hair do? How much of the ozone layer was destroyed by all the hair spray that was needed? And that glue on beard? Oh please. Is this really how you see your self?

    I demand you change your AV or leave the board for ever in defrence to me, NOW DAMNIT!!!!! Goddamned, no good, son of a motherless goat of a copy cat!


    Oh and if this isnt enough drama and to keep it in the red room:

    El Chup is a turd burgler
    Paladin cross dresses Volpone!
    The south lost for good reason.

    Comments?
    frontline, Sep 29, 2010
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  2. Jenee

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    I like your avatar much better and I agree with you. Chaos needs to change his.
    Jenee, Sep 29, 2010
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  3. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    frontline: Out of rep, but I think your Vultan av is AWESOME.
    Paladin, Sep 29, 2010
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  4. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    I like that Bugs Bunny cartoon, dammit.

    "What have I donnnnnnnnnne? I kiiiiiiiiiilled the waaaaaaaaabbiiiiit!"
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  5. frontline

    frontline Hedonistic Glutton Staff Member Moderator

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    Ya know I could have given him a pass for that since Elmer didn't have any wings. Hell I like that one too. But at the end of the day we are still talking about Elmer Fudd.
    frontline, Sep 29, 2010
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  6. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    garamet was already an adult when those serials ran in theaters. :ramen:
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  7. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    What, me worry? :ramen:

    I wondered how long it would take you to notice! :rofl:

    Ok, I'll change it to something more suitable.
    Sean the Puritan, Sep 29, 2010
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  8. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    Is this better? :soholy:
    Sean the Puritan, Sep 29, 2010
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  9. skinofevil

    skinofevil Fresh Meat

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    Bet that fucker bales hay with them eyebrows.
    skinofevil, Sep 29, 2010
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  10. frontline

    frontline Hedonistic Glutton Staff Member Moderator

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    Bravo, well played sir. :lol:
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  11. skinofevil

    skinofevil Fresh Meat

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    Now what the hell is up with YOUR av? Looks like a fat negro esquimaux turned into an anime cosplay nurd and posed for a photo in his bathroom. And why's he got that look on his face? Is there a stringy-haired little waif of a girl tryin' to get to the center of his fat black esquimaux tootsie-pop?
    skinofevil, Sep 29, 2010
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  12. Ebeneezer Goode

    Ebeneezer Goode Gobshite

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    Heh, I was watching this only the other week - it's a guilty pleasure, over the top 80's movie with Queen doing the music. What more could you ask for?

    As for Brian Blessed, he was playing Captain Hook in a panto some years back and shouted "Gordons alive?" when Peter Pan survives the poisoning attempt - cue lots of confused looking children and some guffawing adults :D
    Ebeneezer Goode, Sep 29, 2010
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  13. Tex

    Tex Forge or die. Administrator Formerly Important

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    Someone post a pic of CD's last AV so I can understand the joke.
    Tex, Sep 29, 2010
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  14. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    Sean the Puritan, Sep 29, 2010
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  15. frontline

    frontline Hedonistic Glutton Staff Member Moderator

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    Yeah but you have to tell what your title was that went with the av
    frontline, Sep 29, 2010
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  16. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    Oh, the title was "Old School Vultan".
    Sean the Puritan, Sep 29, 2010
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  17. frontline

    frontline Hedonistic Glutton Staff Member Moderator

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    Negroid? No, just well tanned. Now supple and thin like the 18 year old boys you fancy, no, alas he is beefy, solid, manly! As for the facial expression, the facial expression is one who is either banging your mom in her little brown starfish or taking a giant shit, either way if feels good so go with it. This Av is of a man who is a hedonistic, gluttonous, ethical slut. There is no higher level of nirvana to be attained.
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  18. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    I hated that movie.
    El Chup, Sep 29, 2010
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  19. frontline

    frontline Hedonistic Glutton Staff Member Moderator

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    Phillistine
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  20. skinofevil

    skinofevil Fresh Meat

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    Well tanned doesn't explain that kinda-sorta squashy-lookin' snowplow in the middle of his face. But do go on about supple and thin 18 year old boys, and when you finally pop like a half-deflated rawhide jizz balloon, we can hold out hope that some of your foul seed will find its way into a port on your computer and start an electrical fire which removes you from our collective consciousness in a glorious, cleansing inferno. As for anybody hoping to bang Skin's momofevil in her 'little brown starfish', better invest in SCUBA gear, a good, durable flashlight rated at 90 lumens or better and a Ka-Bar, brother, 'cause the way Skin hears it from Popofevil, that asshole's rougher and raggedy-er than the blowup doll Dickynoo has tied up in his basement and plays "Hostage" with.
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  21. Chuck

    Chuck Go Giants!

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    :)
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  22. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    That's true. God wanted to let these liberal Yankees finish running the country into the ground.
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  23. Jenee

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    Who the fuck are you and why are you taking Jamie's place at humping my leg?
    Jenee, Sep 30, 2010
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  24. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    Rifle Spryte is Mrs. Chaos Descending IRL.

    One negrep hardly constitutes a leg humping.

    For what it's worth, she was laughing when she typed that, and neg reps to her don't mean what they mean to us. For her it just means, "I disagree". :shrug:
    Sean the Puritan, Sep 30, 2010
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  25. Jenee

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    It's not the first one and it's always over something petty.

    But, :shrug: whatever.
    Jenee, Sep 30, 2010
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  26. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    Everything that happens on a message board is by definition petty.

    But, :shrug: whatever.
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  27. Clyde

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    Haven't heard that one before! :lol:
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  28. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    Ugh my wife HATES female sports announcers!
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  29. Rifle Spryte

    Rifle Spryte Ginger Snatch

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    Wow, who'd have thunk that a few neg reps would ruin your day so? I've never been petty. I just disagree with your brainless comments far more than I agree with them.

    I fixed this post because Chaos believes that rue is only flour and water used to thicken gravy.
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  30. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Oh, man! We haven't had a good catfight in awhile!
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