All I can think of is how many over sized women try to wear fashions not suitable to their figure now. Just imagine if spray clothing really DID catch on...
Seriously. Any dude who thinks that chick is fat should probably come out of the closet and confess their preference for half-starved teenage boys.
He's in the Czech Republic right now, so you might have to wait until the time zones match up for him to see and respond.
I can put on a T-shirt about 1000x faster than a spray-on shirt, and with 1/1000th the mess. Looks like something Actress Mike might really be into, though. Any technology that allows you to spray pretty patterns on your bare chest...
If you think that Woody Allen is the sexiest thing around then there's something really wrong with you.
I have no idea whether you're poking fun at me or at yourself. Well, actually I'm pretty sure you're trying to poke fun at me, but you're words are equally applicable to you. And to Woody Allen.
Ahhhhh, its always a pleasure to see young, inexperienced lawyers in the "see everything more complex than it is" phase. Basically it means "your joke is shit".