Asking 'Would I titfuck Katy Perry' is like asking 'Would I assfuck Jessica Alba?' And the answer to both if those questions is a resounding "Hell Yes!"
Seriously, fellas, calm the hell down. It's not like she's Keeley Hazell or anything. Sure, they're decent, but the way some of y'all are reacting, you'd think they were handed down from a Tit-Loving God or something. They're really just Slightly Above Average. Frankly, Christina Hendricks' seriously, GENUINELY awesome tits are worth a whole lot more praise than Katy Perry's.
Hmm. Can I close my eyes and imagine she's Zooey Deschanel? No, wait -- maybe I should keep them open...?
Well, she's succeeding. Oh, and we can have a tit-fuck thread for Keeley Hazel and Christina Hendricks as well!!
I dunno. Her tits are extremely spectacular, but she's almost on the BBW side if ya ask me. However, I approve of Keeley Hazel.
This. And while Perry's a hot enough girl, she seems to be trying to hard to be "SEXY!!!!" Almost like, "Lookit ME! I was raised by straight-laced Christians, but now I'm a hooooor! " And I can't stand her singing voice one bit. Almost as bad as Shakira's
One of the hotter singers, up there with Ariana Grande, Selena Gomez, Christina Aguillera, Shakira, Mariah Carey and Gwen Stefani.