Would you titfuck Katy Perry?

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Muad Dib, Sep 26, 2010.

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Would you titfuck Katy Perry?

Poll closed Oct 3, 2010.
  1. Fuckin' A, Bubba! :techman:

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  2. No, I'm gay. :gay:

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  3. I titfucked Baba's mother.

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  1. Amaris

    Amaris Guest

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    Well, there's pair of eyes down there, and that's close enough.

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    • Agree Agree x 1
  2. Mr. Plow

    Mr. Plow Fuck Y'all

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    Asking 'Would I titfuck Katy Perry' is like asking 'Would I assfuck Jessica Alba?'

    And the answer to both if those questions is a resounding "Hell Yes!"
  3. $corp

    $corp Dirty Old Chinaman

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    Wow, Katy Perry's titfuck is so awesome even the gays on WF didn't say no!
  4. Order2Chaos

    Order2Chaos Ultimate... Immortal Administrator

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  5. Rifle Spryte

    Rifle Spryte Ginger Snatch

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    I would not hit it, but I am wearing her underwear.
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  6. skinofevil

    skinofevil Fresh Meat

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    Seriously, fellas, calm the hell down. It's not like she's Keeley Hazell or anything. Sure, they're decent, but the way some of y'all are reacting, you'd think they were handed down from a Tit-Loving God or something. They're really just Slightly Above Average. Frankly, Christina Hendricks' seriously, GENUINELY awesome tits are worth a whole lot more praise than Katy Perry's.
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  7. cpurick

    cpurick Why don't they just call it "Leftforge"?

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    Hmm. Can I close my eyes and imagine she's Zooey Deschanel? No, wait -- maybe I should keep them open...?
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  8. Clyde

    Clyde Orange

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    The thing about Katy Perry is you can tell she's trying to be sexy.
  9. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    Well, she's succeeding. :drool:

    Oh, and we can have a tit-fuck thread for Keeley Hazel and Christina Hendricks as well!! :yes:
  10. $corp

    $corp Dirty Old Chinaman

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    I dunno. Her tits are extremely spectacular, but she's almost on the BBW side if ya ask me.

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    However, I approve of Keeley Hazel. :techman:
  11. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    With that eye makeup abortion that's not the best pic evah of Christina.
  12. Tuttle

    Tuttle Listen kid, we're all in it together.

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    What're ya talking about? her eyes looked awesome in that pic. Full round globes being pressed . . .
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  13. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    You are fully deranged. I think you might even need to be put down.
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  14. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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  15. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    I'd titfuck Christina Hendricks too, but that's another thread.
  16. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Jennifer Love Hewitt is my Golden Globes nominee! :smitten:
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  17. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    This.


    And while Perry's a hot enough girl, she seems to be trying to hard to be "SEXY!!!!" Almost like, "Lookit ME! I was raised by straight-laced Christians, but now I'm a hooooor! :diablo:"

    And I can't stand her singing voice one bit. Almost as bad as Shakira's :yuck:
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  18. We Are Borg

    We Are Borg Republican Democrat

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    Even lesbians like Katy Perry's boobies.

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  19. Larry

    Larry 18 wheels a rolling!! Deceased Member Moderator

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    Hell Yes I WOULD.. :D
  20. Larry

    Larry 18 wheels a rolling!! Deceased Member Moderator

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    Dont know WHAT she is having done here, BUT I LIKE IT!! :D
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  21. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    It's a body cast, presumably being made to serve as a mold for her titty fucking line of sex toys.
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  22. K.

    K. Sober

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    "Even"? Allow me to explain...
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  23. We Are Borg

    We Are Borg Republican Democrat

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    Yeah, that was kind of dumb wasn't it... :doh:
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  24. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    Yes.
  25. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    One of the hotter singers, up there with Ariana Grande, Selena Gomez, Christina Aguillera, Shakira, Mariah Carey and Gwen Stefani.
  26. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    Talk about wasted levels of intimacy.......
  27. jack243

    jack243 jackman

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    Just to start with...
  28. Larry

    Larry 18 wheels a rolling!! Deceased Member Moderator

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  29. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Somebody should really tweet this news!
  30. AlphaMan

    AlphaMan The Last Dragon

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    We're famous!! :soma:

    The internet's #1 site for tityfucking Katy Perry!!