The Tamarchives: File #137: Storm Rucker

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  1. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    While sorting my extremely vast and stuffed databanks of classified personal information I came across some intel I picked up awhile ago and I decided it was time to start revealing.

    No, I'm not worried about reprisals...you should see the reams I have on a certain Teal Terror! The photos are simply priceless..but I digress.

    I figure I'll start with a major cult figure around here...because I can and because...well, I'm pissed he never visits here anymore.

    [YT="Actual Home Video of Storm and his First Love"]NgiHkMX7ZOc[/YT]

    [YT="Footage from Surveillance on Storm.....Proof Elwood is his dual??"]SHqVt84xgRs[/YT]

    Only from Tamar can you get such juicy drama, folks.

    Tamarchives...accept no substitutes! :tamarchives:
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  2. Liet

    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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    This thread is useless without midget porn!

    Of course it would be worse than useless with midget porn.
  3. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    The midget porn is in the first video. :jayzus:

    Watch before you judge! :nono:
  4. skinofevil

    skinofevil Fresh Meat

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    Hilarious but entirely inaccurate. Skin knows who Storm really is, and it's not Sledge Hammer.

    Storm is actually quite famous, very well known and well liked, not just here in the U.S. but in the U.K. as well. In fact, he was recently featured on a morning news program there. Here's the footage of the real Storm Rucker, being interviewed for a morning news program.

    [YT=Here's the man of the hour. Or is it 'houour' in the U.K.?]5egaR4WvLPY[/YT]
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    Rifle Spryte Ginger Snatch

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    Ultimate cheese! Please tell me you have that DVD collection, Tamar! I need to know I'm not the only one!
  6. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    I do! We are about to watch some right now in fact. :rofl:

    I love parody shows. ;)

    It always makes me think of Gunforge when I watch. :mrsa:
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    frontline Hedonistic Glutton Staff Member Moderator

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    Sledge Hammer has a huge influence on me and how I interacted with women :ramen:
  8. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    Suddenly, I'm glad you live far, far away....:lol:
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  9. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    Wait, how is Storm only file # 137? Shouldn't he be in at least the top twenty or something?
  10. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    What makes you think the Tamarchives begin and end with our little incestuous group of BBS'? :tamar2:
  11. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    This could be an interesting "Twilight Zone"-style anthology show on one of the more obscure cable networks. Redhead chick in a wheelchair, rolling around a dimly lit location: "Consider, if you will, Storm Rucker...another case, from the files of the Tamarchives."
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  12. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Might be worth pitching this concept...
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