"But *HE* loves the little children!"

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  1. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    No link, but this is too good not to post. Got this in a press release today from a neighboring county's sheriff's department:

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    His crime?

    "POSSESSION/PROMOTION OF CHILD PORNOGRAPHY" :rofl:




    shootER, Oct 6, 2010
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  2. Amaris

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    Red and yellow, black and white...
    Amaris, Oct 6, 2010
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  3. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    with their asses, oh so tight...
    Spaceturkey, Oct 6, 2010
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  4. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Ummm.....his shirt - why does Jesus have prostetic hands? It must have been drawn after his little "cross" escapade.
    oldfella1962, Oct 6, 2010
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  5. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Is he Canadian?
    Muad Dib, Oct 6, 2010
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  6. tafkats

    tafkats scream not working because space make deaf Moderator

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    Satan has three fingers on that shirt. Is he the Robot Devil?
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  7. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    So he was practicing at being a Christian preacher, eh? Inane talk about Jesus and the desire to be a kiddie diddler seems to work for loads of preachers.
    Dinner, Oct 7, 2010
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  8. Rifle Spryte

    Rifle Spryte Ginger Snatch

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    Catholic Priests, not preachers.
    Rifle Spryte, Oct 7, 2010
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  9. Zombie

    Zombie dead and loving it

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    I bet his name is Ray.
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  10. Liet

    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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    I bet he's diddled fewer kids than you have.
    Liet, Oct 7, 2010
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  11. Zombie

    Zombie dead and loving it

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    He's probably also diddled fewer Gerbils then you have.
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  12. Liet

    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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    Zombie, just set yourself on fire and save a child today.
    Liet, Oct 7, 2010
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  13. Zombie

    Zombie dead and loving it

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    Ahhhh how cute......

    The gerbil rapist is defending the child rapist.......

    Are you thinking of switching species and joining Ray in his van?

    Is that what it is? A partnership? Ray gets the little girls and you get the little boys?
    Zombie, Oct 7, 2010
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  14. Liet

    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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    Shut up, kiddie diddler. :jayzus:
    Liet, Oct 7, 2010
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  15. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    This thread just got funny. :techman:
    Bickendan, Oct 7, 2010
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  16. Zombie

    Zombie dead and loving it

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    Is that what you're going to tell Ray-Ray when you try to jam a gerbil up some kids ass and he says, "whoa! wrong tool dude! you're gonna get PETA all pissed at us again..."

    :jayzus:
    Zombie, Oct 7, 2010
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  17. Elwood

    Elwood I know what I'm about, son.

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    Elwood, Oct 7, 2010
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