Three Seashells versus Toilet Paper

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by skinofevil, Oct 9, 2010.

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What goes 'twixt YOUR nethers?

  1. Let me try them seashells.

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  2. My shit gets smeared on dead tree matter, and that's just how it oughta be!

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  3. The three what? Toilet what? Real men use their HANDS!

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  4. Teh Baba

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  1. skinofevil

    skinofevil Fresh Meat

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    Yep. That's what Skin asked ya.
    skinofevil, Oct 9, 2010
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  2. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    There is no substitute for toilet paper. :bergman:
    Muad Dib, Oct 9, 2010
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  3. Ramen

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    Cottonelle or a pine cone. :bailey:
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  4. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Charmin or Sears catalog?
    Muad Dib, Oct 9, 2010
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  6. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Gets rid of those stubborn dingleberries. :techman:
    Muad Dib, Oct 9, 2010
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  7. Mr. Plow

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    1 application of Cottonelle, 1 application of Cottonelle Moist.

    No Klingons, no Dingleberries.
    Mr. Plow, Oct 9, 2010
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  9. El Chup

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    Sandra Bullock's pants
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  10. Rimjob Bob

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    The "three seashells" are common here in Korea. Sometimes I indulge my homoerotic side. :)
    Rimjob Bob, Oct 9, 2010
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  12. skinofevil

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  13. Captain J

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    I thought swear fine receipts were the asswiper of choice. :clyde:
    Captain J, Oct 10, 2010
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