We need a good shitstorm

When was the last really awesome one? What's WF without a 500+ thread about itself???

fuck you

I could turn off the rep system. That would certainly provoke one.

Or you could set baba to maxrep and allow him to give infinite rep. Then El Chup could spontaneously combust. Other hijinx would follow.

Do it!!!

By the power of the rep ho i trust ythee with important power of infinite rep mod ring.

I dunno.

What's there to bitch about, really?

This place is the CNN of political styled discussion boards.

Not enough Batboy?

True dat.

Mike, you should come out that you secretly like women. That could go 500 posts.

Naw, everyone would know right away that it was a fake.

I think somebody has to call somebody else fat.

We need more teenagers to have good drama.

Anyone want to try tricking me into revealing my middle name? That could be good for a laugh.

It's Rumplestiltskin, isn't it.

Maybe it's Aloysius. Or perhaps Fuckshittacock McPoopyvagina.

This.

I mean, back in the day, the things that almost always cause contention in the board was mods acting like assholes towards any complain. Since the Volpone/TKO Title War of 2007, the place has pretty much done a one-eighty n that regard.

As funny as those dramas are, I'm kind of glad we've moved on from that shit, really.

It's Nancy.

No....Martha!

Beetelguise Beetelguise Beetelguise!

Why would you want to cause a shitstorm over nothing? Are you that bored?

Kill yourself.

:ele:

I tried to raise a couple of shitstorms but they fizzled like ElChup's mid-eastern sex life.

I hear one needs two arms to raise a shitstorm...