Lindsey Lohan

Call me crazy but I don't really consider this talented:

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As for her acting, she was ok in Mean Girls but nothing ground breaking or anything to write home about. Her most recent skit she did for the MTV Video awards was just awful. She's just very pedestrian in my books.

Feel sorry for her? Not anymore. She got a get out of jail free card and blew it. Now she can sleep in the community chest.

Me thinks the get out of jail and rehab early did her vastly more harm than good. Shd needed at least the full 90 in rehab inpatient.

She's been in and out of rehab several times, yet her fucked-up-cunt of a mother keeps bringing her drugs!

Dina Lohan needs to slide under a gas truck and taste her own blood. She's more pathetic than her daughter.

Skin would take it one step further than that. Skin would gladly shove as much of whatever the dimwitted bitch can get ahold of directly up her snout. "Here! Want some more? Yeah! There ya go! How's that feel? Feelin' good? How 'bout some morphine, huh? You want some fuckin' morphine? Gimme that arm! Gimme that FUCKIN' arm!"

Hey, Ramen! Got any more of those Roofies?

Same here. She was a hot chick (not so much these days), but she didn't seem to display any more talent than your typical Hollywood actress in the same age range.

Oh holy christ.... I'll be in my bunk!

Don't Mess With the Lohan...

So. Since getting out of jail she's already failed a drug test and gotten herself kicked off a movie. Now she's apparently managed to miss curfew and assault someone:

I like how she's the victim and it is the mean old world, out to get her.

Time for the Lohan to do hard time.

If your staffer says take a drug test and you get angry, that means you have drugs in your system. She was hiding something and now she'll get in trouble again.

Can we send her off to a deserted island now? Please?

Nooo! I was gonna claim that deserted island for my empire!

And the train wreck continues...

She'll soon be completely unemployable. What producer in his right mind would risk millions on a project involving her? What would an insurance company have to charge to cover completion of a project to which she was central?

I think that people should stop giving her any attention. It is what both she and the media circus seem to want, despite her being completely uninteresting.

The thing is, for the most part, that is what's happening. Given, it's not ended completely, but the attention which she is getting appears to be concerned with her final descent into "remember her"?

Not exactly a circus.

She needs to be put in a penal colony for life.....for our sake.

She's a spoiled drunken whore who needs to remove herself from the gene pool as quickly as possible.

Not necessarily, other celebrities have bounced back from similar tabloid situations. Drew Barrymore comes to mind, she seemed destined to be "the girl from E.T. who overdosed on drugs and booze." She even had a wacky mom trying to be a celebrity via her fame/shame, yet Drew turned out fine. Many here thought Britney Spears would be dead two years back, and now she's going strong again. Same goes for any number of celebs, it's a common marketing tactic for tabloid infotainment to take minimal information and create a dramatic storyline.

Except that the press wasn't nearly as voracious and pervasive as they are today. Drew didn't have the incessant coverage which has led to the, "not this shit again" factor for Lindsay. At least, back then, we were curious as to what was happening to poor little Drew, and that led to everyone rooting for her. For Lindsay, we've seen every little tantrum, entanglement, and other drama in excruciating detail for years. I can't say that rules out a comeback, but it sure doesn't increase her chances.

It would seem that more people are through with Lohan: "Finally, she's getting what she deserves, can we please move on to something more pertinent, like Kim Kardashian's latest botox injection?"

On second thought we should put her on a one way mission to Mars...and forget to put the radio in the spaceship.

Win all around.

I don't feel sorry for her. I feel sorry that I didn't get to nail her when she was young and hot. Now she's all scraggly and worn, and I wouldn't touch her with Ramen's penis.

Such potential shot to hell.

Oh well.

Just confine her in a way that lets her destroy herself without harming others. Plenty of other unremarkable party princesses to take her place.

I don't feel sorry for her, as you reap what you sow. I do think she is still very young and has a great chance to recover and make a comeback. It's easy to criticize her, but only God knows what would have happened to me (and many others) with Million$ and fame at such a young age.

Re: Don't Mess With the Lohan...

In local news reports she was also refusing to be drug tested too.

The only reason I feel a twinge of sorrow for her is because her parents are both totally fucking batshit crazy. If someone really cared about her they'd kill both of the fuckers and she might have a chance to recover. If it's not already too late..

I think she is going to live hard, live fast, and die young. Like so many others have in the past who were in her type of situation.

Here's the real question: Would you still hit it? Be honest.

I would not. Honestly.

I'd be too worried about the über-cocktail of STDs percolating in her shopworn snatch.

Problem solved.