The HOG FARM can help my kids how?

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  1. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    God I love The South sometimes. Scenario:

    I'm in my car, and a local ad comes on the radio. Some extremely Southern drawl guy is talking about kids, crime, lawyers, etc. and sums it up with with "come see what the Hog Farm can do for your child." :behindsofa:

    And then a few seconds later, he mentions The Hog Farm again, and states his name.
    At the very end, I hear a hawk screeching.
    AHA! Eureka! The guy is a lawyer named Mike Hawk. He respresents a law firm.....The Hawk Firm. To my "da Bears" Chicago ears it sounded like The Hog Farm. :shakes:
    oldfella1962, Mar 1, 2011
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  2. Batboy

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    A name like Mike Hawk and that's the best joke available? :otter:
    Batboy, Mar 1, 2011
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  3. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Well played Bat Boy....if the guy were from New Jersey or Boston I'm sure that would have put a different spin on it. :shakes:
    oldfella1962, Mar 1, 2011
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  4. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    His father could never utter the phrase, "All the neighborhood kids love Mike Hawk" without a visit from the cops!
    Sean the Puritan, Mar 1, 2011
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