Great-Value

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  1. enlisted person

    enlisted person Black Swan

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    I went for a while and wallowed in the bowels of the mercantile that invites the most wretched of the dregs of humanity. I am now partaking of Great-Value "Ridged cut potato chips"($1.59) and Great-Value "French onion dip"($1.28) and pairing it with Oak Leaf Vineyards "Merlot"($2.77). I originally went there to buy a set of brandy snifters. Our dishwasher keeps breaking them and we are down to one after 20 years, so I wanted to buy some more. I don't think a single person who works there even knew what a snifter was. :jayzus:
     
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    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    You're having $3 Merlot with chips 'n dip and finding fault with the sophistication of someone who doesn't know what a snifter is?
     
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    frontline Hedonistic Glutton Staff Member Moderator

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    Dude, just give it up and go straight to the Thunderbird. Or better yet, sterno
     
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  4. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    Everybody knows that the Great-Value brandy snifters are on the aisle next to the Great-Value foie gras and Great-Value caviar. :rolleyes:
     
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  5. Man Afraid of his Shoes

    Man Afraid of his Shoes كافر

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    I ran into the same problem last time I was at Harrod's looking for a beer bong.
     
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    Nautica Probably a Dual

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    My company probably makes that French onion dip for Wally World. Now that I know you buy it, I'll tell them to spit in the next batch... :P
     
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    Alpha Romeo Victory is Mine

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    Thats what you get for putting them in the dishwasher dill weed.
     
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    Harrod's is like the coolest department store on the face of the earth. It is awesome. Its like the 8th wonder of the world. If I were rich, I would go there. There is just some unbelievable stuff in there. They had a 1/2 scale VW bug that was 100% complete and drivable. It had a small camper connected behind it. All for a mere 40K pounds sterling. Some Saudi guy with a checkered red and white head band was buying one for his kid's birthday.
     
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