I'm back and I am AWESOME!

Hi ladies and gents. Sorry I've been away for so long. I was too busy being badass and awesome!

First I downed a $2,500 bottle of 40-year-old Glenfiddich. Then I booked a first-class flight to Las Vegas and made all the stewardesses give me blowjobs.

Later on, I plowed this Asian chick. Man, she was tight! Then I plowed a set of Swedish twins. Then I plowed Angelina Jolie. At first the stupid liberal bitch wouldn't stop whining about Africa, but then all she could do was howl when I shoved my dick in her ass.

After I was done plowing chicks, I drove my Lamborghini to the Salvation Army, where I beat up some homeless cripples. Fucking parasites didn't even put up a fight.

So that's why I'm awesome, Wordforge. How about you?

That's truly awesome.

What's more awesome is that you then gave it all up to hit the internet and post the update to a board full of Trekkies.

Anyhow, I shall now expect some good entertainment.

All I can say is...that's awesome!

Didn't have the ducats for the 50 year old vintage, huh?

Fucking loser.

He found the : sokar : smiley quite easily.



Plus, he has a bald avatar. A baldar, if you will.

Sokar..man, this is not the way to do this, honestly.

WTF? You took a flight? I would have kicked the pilot's ass then flew the aircraft myself. Your awesomeness is weak, to be honest.

You really think that's him?

Um, no.

Chuck Norris is a bigger badass. I'm not impressed.

It's someone taking the piss out of Sokar, not Sokar himself.

Maybe so, maybe not. We'll see soon enough.

That this be Sokar makes NO SENSE WHATSOEVER. Therefore if this IS Sokar, then double dumbass on HIM!

Indeed. No racial slurs? No calling anyone a pedophile or a hag?

It's not even a good sock.

Not including a list of the departed with the skulls is fail.

Step it up Awesomeness or we'll end you so someone else can have a chance.

Only pedophile rapists buy 50-year-old Scotch. How are those 9-year-olds doing, Noodle Boy?

Only faggots fly airplanes.

Who are you calling a sock, you shriveled-up two-dollar hooker? I don't have time for skulls. I'm too busy thinking about the chicks I'm going to plow tonight. I'm gonna plow them so hard they start sprouting alfalfa. So put that in your pipe and smoke it, cripple lady.

Yes, yes, that's right, give me moooore, ugggggh...........

:stare:

1. Your shenanigans are weak.

2. Everyone has time for skulls. Everyone.

3.

The best you can do is a Saint Lucifer screed?

I'd seriously doubt that's Sokar. Sokar doesn't give a damn. He'd just come in as Sokar and blast away.

I'm going to guess El Chup. Was going to say actormike, but he would have played it with a more gay vibe.

Hi Welcome

Now, GFY...

Not at all. This is someone that doesn't like Sokar.

Bored now.

Man, I can't ever tell who the duals are.

I've only ever tried to register a dual once. The dual was never authorized by the staff and I gave it up.

It's hard to beat the awesomeness of the real me.