Fraudster, infomercial pitchman Don Lapre kills himself while awaiting trial. On one hand, it's tragic that anyone commits suicide, and sympathies should go to Lapre's wife and family. On the other hand, this is a guy who preyed upon the vulnerable. Given, those who were duped should accept some responsibility for their actions, but that doesn't change the despicable nature of Lapre's scams.
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