My wife's idiot family

Can't get their shit together. They were going to have Thanksgivining but then they all decided to go shopping today and pushed it back to 6pm tonight and they are only having soups. Fucking weridos. And it's at her cousins house. She doesn't even TALK to her cousin, but I am expected to drag my ass 30 miles out in the middle of nowhere to sit at these morons house and try to make small talk with small town hicks that only have college football and church to talk about. Oh Joy for me. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS FUCKERS. :turkey3:

Thanksgiving was yesterday. Meal yesterday. Diet and shopping today.

Yep, hence the idiot part. THis is that , we spent Thursday with our immediate familes now it's friday and we're going to inconvenince our entire extended family and ruin their entire friday night. Bastards. I wanted to go see muppets. :turkeytalk:

Great. Now I'm trying to get the mental movie of Cardassian hillbillies out of my head. Thanks for that, you inconsiderate jizz clot. Thanks a bunch.

Reading Dukat's threads are like watching the WF version of Jerry Springer.

It's only been 2 years since her cousin found out he had an 8 year old daughter and had to integrate her into his family with his wife and newborn baby girl. So it's more Maury Povich.

Cousin Billy-Bob, is that you!?

This thread title = great sitcom series title!

Y'awl jist wait, whun Joe-Bob, Billy-Bob 'n' Bobby-Bob hears 'bout t'is, they's gohn be HAYULL t'pay! Y'hear?

I had a co-worker who swore her in-laws were so stupid they thought Stephen Colbert was on the level...

HOLY SHITBALLS. I got pissed, said they were fucking stupid and that I wasn't going. And we didnt.

Wasn't our worst fight ever but it definitely made the top five.

Have you considered locking her in the basement for a week? If there's a well down there, even better. You can lower a bottle of lotion to her in a basket.

Do you live near PULASKI OH, perhaps? The people whom you are describing sound EXACTLY like my mother's people. Are you my uncle? Now you know ONE of the MANY reasons that I washed my hands of that side of the family.

I often think how lucky we are that our families moved hundreds of miles away.

"This is my brother Darryl, and this is my other brother Darryl..."

This all sounds a lot like Canadian Thanksgiving.

Only they do theirs on October 1, I believe. And there's maple syrup involved.

That is good for you Dukat. It builds character

Maple syrup?

Eh... Canadian... Cardassian...

Canadians like to involve Canadian Syrup with everything.



Everything...

And they pour gravy over their fries.

And don't get me started about donair.

Gravy on their fries?

Yum!

This makes sense in a way.....you put gravy on mashes potatoes, and fries are potatoes.

You have not lived until you have tried Montreal poutine!

A frenchman - an ACTUAL Frenchman, from Montreal - opened up a poutinery in Canmore recently. It's a 45 minute drive from my city, but it's well worth the trip through the mountains. They double fry the fries, then add cheese curds, bacon, pepperoni, ham, and ground beef, then drench the whole thing in gravy. Heartstopping taste, in more ways than one.

But they also put mayonnaise on fries.

Well, there was this girl I met on vacation up there once who... Oh wait, that's not what you mean.

I'd say don't knock this, but then I realized my mother's Belgian and they do this, so I'm biased.

I prefer to mix ketchup with my mayo 50/50+/- when I go that route.

Sounds like it should be huh?

Canadian tossed salad?