But the chaffing can be a real bitch.

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by ed629, Dec 23, 2011.

  1. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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  2. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Time to throw in a ringer.

    Diacanu!
  3. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Ummm.......doesn't Viagra allow you to maintain an erection forever? How does that factor in to the competition? :santa_undecided:

    Regardless, it's like they say: no matter how good you are at something, there's always an Asian kid doing it better. :santa_angry:
  4. CaptainChewbacca

    CaptainChewbacca Lord of Rodly Might

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    If he's maintaining an erection for 9 hours 58 minutes, doesn't that also mean he's not urinating for that long, too?
  5. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Not really. We've all had that "morning wood" with full bladder, and had to pee thru the erection. You know the drill.....brace against the wall, lean way forward with your upper body and push your hips back and up to get that angle right.

    It's not easy, but better than waiting for it to subside.
  6. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    So is this jacking off for as long as possible without spraying the seed or is it how many times you can go before you quit? :unsure:

    If the former... yeah, forget it.
  7. Grout

    Grout Probably a Dual

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    Hey... read the directions.. If you maintain an erection for over four hours, seek medical assistance...




    errrrr.. at least thats what I heard!
  8. enlisted person

    enlisted person Black Swan

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    Well, we all know what Ed reads about.
  9. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    I've got no time for wankers like this.
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  10. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    :santa_grin: :santa_grin:

    Actually, I found that story and then typed the guy's into google following news links from this story.