My girlfriend lied to me.

She said it was ok to look at other girls as long as I don't touch but when she caught me checking another girl out she got mad at me. I'm telling you that you can't believe what these women tell you especially when they say "I'm fine". They mean the opposite of what they say.

....is this your first girlfriend?


Did you live in a bubble until a few weeks ago?

No, not my first nor anything new but still something worth bitching about.

yell it at the lamp post. The rest of us just accept it for what it is.

What's the world coming to when I can't bitch about my girlfriend to random people on the internet? I sure as fuck can't bitch about it to her without starting a fight.

Bitches be crazy, dawg.

From what Skin's read in order to try to be more sensitive to the fruity-ass homoqueers, this is a mistake common to those switching from homosexual to heterosexual relationships.

Don't believe what bitches tell you, Con-faggot-ite Son. They never mean what they say.

You fell into one of the oldest traps in the book! When she said it was ok to look if you wanted to she didn't mean that she was ok with you wanting to.

See, NOW you get it.

Yeah, you fell for the oldest trick in the book. She wants to know if you were checking out other girls.

She thinks you should only have eyes for her.


Seriously, these types of personalities don't end up in great relations.

Bail out bro! Bail out!

You have much to learn about wimmin, my young padawan.

See; you now have a head start on women 101. You may have an orange slice.

Are you also going to believe her when she says she wants a $10 cap on Valentine's Day gifts?

Remember, women come in three categories:

- Crazy
- Extra Crazy
- Clinically Crazy

You need to practice checking out other girls without getting caught you big dummy.

Just put a glove on your girlfriend so she'll stop talking.

the problem is not with women saying shit they don't mean. the problem is the average man's lack of subtlety. it's just downright embarassing. what is so hard about checking other women out without looking like a sex-deprived inmate with a steady stream of drool running down your chin? maybe she wasn't mad that you were looking. maybe she was embarassed to be with you.

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sheldon's impression on big bang theory cracks me the fuck up!

You sooo hit it on the head.

That's not the only thing "she's" lying to you about.

Normal women don't have a 5" clitoris.

Actually, it's:

- Crazy
- Extra Crazy
- Blowjobs in restaurants and trapeze in the bedroom Crazy
- Clinically Crazy

Problem is, those last two tend to play tag with each other.

Would Ted have loved this thread?

It doesn't end with ConfederateSon's girlfriend getting gangraped, so no.

At least I don't think it does. Does it?

It's too early to tell.

Captain Kirk got it right with these wise words.

"Mr. Spock, the women on your planet are logical. That's the only planet in the galaxy that can make that claim."

It's served me well over the years.

This should be on the inside cover of the man handbook.

No. Thankfully.

She does get gangraped in the season finale.