Why didn't Edward and the rest of his faggy family sparkle at the wedding and in Rio? WHat makes his cock hard? Theres no heart beating to make the blood flow If getting changed into a sparkly vampire restores youth and vigor where are the Cullen parents older than their "children" ? Why do they all talk in raspy Bale-esque Batman voices? How come the wearwolves ruin all their clothes by bursting out of them but when they change back they are clothed?
The lens flares probably blotted it out. Why the hell did that question even cross your mind? The lens flares probably blotted them out. Two pack a day habit for 300 years'll do that to ya. The lens flares probably blotted them out.
The in-book explanation is that they pack a change of clothes when they know they'll be furploding. Also, any man that watches, reads, or knows anything about Twilight beyond whatever gets him laid is ghey.
I had to go hide on the other side of the world to get out the latest release. Opening night. Every. Fucking. Movie. :murderdeathkill:
What does a 400 year old man see in a fucking 16 year old? I mean, at 36, I basically want teenagers to just go off and get wiped out by Jason or something, I figure if I made it to 400, most people would look as primitive and alien as shrimp-fetuses to me. And that's before you even factor in the vampire thing that'd have me seeing them as food to boot...
But Bella is different 'cause she's Stephenie Meyer's wish-fulfillment vehicle and she's so awesome and wonderful and mysterious and oh all the boys love her so so so much! ... or something like that.
OMG, the scene where Bella meets Edward's family pretty much consisted of "OMG, you're so special just 'cause!" Pretty much the only one that doesn't immediately warm up to Bella was Roslind or whatever her name was. ...but then even she jumps on the bandwagon once Bells gets knocked up with [-]the Spawn of Satan[/-] Mary Sue, Jr.
It's a teenage angst book turned movie. What do you expect? Some mature, well developed, extremely intelligent woman to turn that guy's smaller brain onto overdrive?
My ex-wife made me see Twilight in the theatre, and I got a kidney stone 1 hour later. I blame it on Twilight. And my ex-wife.
And now she's sucking the cock of another man, and rather enjoying it too! Because you are a defective piece of shit man that bleeds from your unimaginably small cock.
No it would be better to happen during the movie. Then men everywhere could use it as an excuse. "Honey I can't go. It's proven to give men kidney stones. It's bad for my health!"
Well, they HAVE blood, because it's an integral part of the conversion process. And they have a heart, because they can be staked through it; it just doesn't beat. My guess is that they can cause their blood to circulate in specific places when they want it to. Kind of like how they can smoke cigarettes even though they don't need to breathe. The capability is still there, but it's voluntary and optional rather than an involuntary function needed for survival.
I was compelled to watch two of those miserable Twilight movies by my significant other. Never wanted to shoot myself in the head quite so badly before.
