Hot Chick

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Tamar Garish, Apr 3, 2012.

  1. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    Check it out, boys:

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    Tamar Garish, Apr 3, 2012
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  2. Tex

    Tex Forge or die. Administrator Formerly Important

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    :lol: Did you take that yourself or find it online?
    Tex, Apr 3, 2012
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  3. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    Did she put those pants on five years ago and the fat grow around them? :wtf:
    Shirogayne, Apr 3, 2012
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  4. Amaris

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    I admire the craftsmanship of whomever made those shorts. I mean, big, little, fat, skinny, I don't care, but don't be stupid and dress like a fool.
    Amaris, Apr 3, 2012
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  5. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    A friend posted it on Facebook.

    I am still at a complete loss how they got those shorts on at all!!
    Tamar Garish, Apr 3, 2012
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  6. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    Not only that, but that HAS to hurt like the devil!
    Marso, Apr 3, 2012
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  7. skinofevil

    skinofevil Fresh Meat

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    Now who the fuck would do that?! And Skin asks as somebody who has turned into something of a fatass over the last 5 years. Even Skin doesn't wear shorts until he loses about 15 to 20, because gods damn it, Skin doesn't want to get fuckin' harpooned! Who the fuck is proud to look like that?!
    skinofevil, Apr 3, 2012
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  8. Captain J

    Captain J 16" Gunner

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    Hydraulics. Lots of them.
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  9. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    I'm really glad the overall fad of skimpy, booty-tight clothes from the late 90s and 2000's are over. That shit was uncomfortable as fuck to wear. You can have form-flattering clothes that don't require a girdle to fit into. :jayzus:
    Shirogayne, Apr 3, 2012
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  10. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    It reminds me of that bicycle that a tree grew up around.
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  11. skinofevil

    skinofevil Fresh Meat

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    Yeah, that shit is retarded. Lissen hyar, byeeitch, if you're fat, you know you're fat. Ain't no way that shit escapes your attention. Cover that cottage cheese 'fore it rots.
    skinofevil, Apr 3, 2012
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  12. Grout

    Grout Probably a Dual

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    I need brain soap
    Grout, Apr 3, 2012
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  13. Caboose

    Caboose ....

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    So negs don't count now huh? :lol:

    It comes as no surprise but she appears to be in front of a buffet. :lol:
    Caboose, Apr 3, 2012
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  14. Caboose

    Caboose ....

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    Waaaaay too much yeast in that muffin. :lol:
    Caboose, Apr 3, 2012
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  15. Shakes

    Shakes With good reason

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    Damn it, Tamar!:weep: My eyes hurt now :weep: I came into this thread looking for a hot chick :weep: Im so disappointed :weep: Someone please post some pretty booties :weep:Stitching shouldnt be that strong :weep: She looks like she smells :weep:My feelings are hurt :weep: Tamar!!!!! :weep: This is false advertisment :weep:
    Shakes, Apr 4, 2012
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  16. Speck

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    People of Walmart?
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  17. Uncle Albert

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    ":mad: I...paid good money..:mad:..for these shorts..:mad:..and if I can still fit into them..:mad:..I'm not fat...:mad:"

    I am willing to bet good money that chick can be seen yelling at a litter of unwashed kids through the screen door of her trailer house while she watches her stories on the tee vee.
    Uncle Albert, Apr 4, 2012
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  18. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    [yt=exclusive candid footage]6IlfZronnK0[/yt]
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  19. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    "!"

    :wub:
    Uncle Albert, Apr 4, 2012
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  20. Phoenix

    Phoenix Sociopath

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    Though not really recommended, become diabetic. I've lost over 60 pounds over the past 18 months or so. Went from around 250'ish to my current weight of 185. Still have a small pot belly though :garamet:
    Phoenix, Apr 4, 2012
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