Video of Kate Upton dancing banned on YouTube

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  1. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    :nsfw: Video at the link, possibly NSFW :nsfw:

    :hitit:
     
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  2. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Is this to make up for linking to a holocaust denier?

    Cuz...I dunno, it's gonna take a lot more than this...my flesh is still crawling.
     
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  3. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Fuck the holocaust deniers. Argue the facts.

    If you can.
     
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  4. Nautica

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    Fish, angry God, etc... :yeehaw:
     
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    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    I get impure thoughts watching her.
     
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    Looked like she was having a seizure. I'd better... comfort her.
     
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    Was that Kate Upton or Garamet (circa 1938)?
     
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  8. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Too raunchy? Maybe for an Amish barn raising.
    They get nastier than this at every Middle School dance/holiday parade here in Augusta Georgia.
     
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  9. Pylades

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    Fuck me... she was born in 1992?!? I feel old now. :(
     
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  10. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    My daughter was born in 1992. Damn, I am old as dirt. :rant:
     
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    Well that was a let-down. :garamet:
     
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    Captain X Responsible cookie control

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    :shrug: While enjoyable, that really wasn't what I'd consider raunchy. Buncha prudes... :garamet:
     
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    That was banned? Really? Man, that was pretty lame.
     
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  14. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    I'm... starting to like this girl.
     
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    What, kicking Karen to the curb now? :lol:
     
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    Anyone who dances to anything hip-hop (a.k.a. self-imposed Down's Syndrome) related should be kicked in the ass by a steel-toed boot with a 15 foot running start.
     
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  17. Muad Dib

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    I'm willing to body slam her.
     
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    gyrating is a circle, that was more of a humping motion :meh:
     
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    Whatever you want to call it, it convinced me that she'd be a hell of a lot of fun in the sack!!! :fun: :techman:
     
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    I kept waiting for it to get raunchy... it never did.

    I also kept waiting for her tits to fall out of that itty bitty bikini... they never did.

    All in all, this was a disappointment.
     
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  21. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    It was an accident! :sob:
     
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    They should ban the Justin Bieber vids on general principle. :sarek:
     
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    What the hell was so bad about that video? I've seen stuff on regular TV during prime time 'nautier' than this video. I mean it wasn't a frickin' pole dance without the bikini. Maybe it's the fact that she can't dance too well. The dance police need a higher priority than this one.
     
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    DOOOOOOOOO EEEEEEEEEEET! :bigass:
     
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  25. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    I made myself watch it again just to be sure and I'm pretty sure she had some good moves.
     
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    Thanks for taking one for the team :techman:
     
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  27. Diacanu

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    I love how the biggest prudes are actually the biggest perverts. :lol:

    There's nothing overtly "raunchy", there, but you just know these puritanical idiots were willing that bottom to slither off as much as I was.
    :lol:

    I keep saying it, but it keeps being true, on an emotional-cultural level, this is a kindergarten country.
    :no:
     
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    I had never heard of Kate Upton before this thread.

    And given how entertaining the video was, I'm sure I'll forget the name.
     
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    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Dear Ms. Upton:

    If this is to be how you plan to promote your career going forward, might I recommend that you (A) tone your abs and (B) check your five o'clock shadow before making your next video?


    Aesthetics aside, banning this was silly...
     
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  30. Volpone

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    Now generally I like more athletic women, but there is a case to be made for the cheesecake Marilyn/Christina Hendricks body. If you've seen her on the cover of Swimsuit Issue, she's got the cheesecake body. Very hot.

    The Swimsuit Issue has gotten a bit passe in the past decade or two, but this was a classic cover. Kate don't need abs.
     
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