Candlelight Vigil for Zombie

Maybe Faceman will donate his vag to you, Nova. Do you mind it all sandy??

At least I can locate my private parts without a helper.

I kinda miss Polarslam. When he wasn't being an annoying shit, he was actually a pretty good poster.

All posters from Winnipeg are good.

My name is Asyncritus, and I fully support this product or service!

Fond memories of changing your avatar in a mod abuse thread and you not noticing for a few days.

^ I had actually forgotten that!

So that's how you got your current AV

Actually, no. It's how I got this one (I might have forgotten about it, but it was still saved on my computer, like so much other junk):

[John Translation]
[translating...]

R xopy ba6y bhytph mehr ...

R ropy baby biffed mare...

Are roleplay baubles bluffed mane...

Are randy baubles blooming mail...

Are randy babes bleeming meal...

Are randy babes blowing mall...

[Translation found...]

Are randy babes blowing male(s).

[/John Translation]

Async, I'm surprised at you!

I didn't say "a hole"

(and no, I don't have a drill)

[action=tafkats]tries to remember his two semesters of Russian from college[/action]

Ya hochu bavu vnutri menya ...

I something something something mine.

Or something like that.

I don't even remember what it said, was just a babelfish translation though so probably way off anyway!