Okay, I'm speechless......

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  1. oldfella1962

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    I mean......does the English language (or any language?) even have the capability to explain or rationalize this? Discuss!

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    He's a sumo wrestler.
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    I didn't realize there were non-Japanese sumo wrestlers. And why is Miley Cyrus petting this one?
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    There've been non-Japanese ones for years. Now non-Asians are a relatively new wrinkle.

    She was probably at the match.
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    Yep, Kevin Yarbrough. He was in UFC 3, back in the early days. He suffered a pathetic beat down. He seems like a nice guy. Probably a Miley fan.

    But if you didn't know, the pic would seem a bit......off-putting.
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    I don't get why the picture in the OP is a big deal. Considering some of the absurdly morbidly obese people who exist in the west these days this guy is positively a slim jim.
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    If (and this is not out of the realm of possibility) Miley ever decides to accidently/on purpose release a sex tape - I can imagine Kevin starring. Not saying I would relish that image, but I'm sure it would generate some interest.
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    aren't sumo wrestlers really famous and rich in Japan? They should be for doing that to themselves.

    This sounds really bad but I've always wondered how morbidly obese people have sex. That's awful to say. I know. But everytime I see odd shaped couples like that try looking all straight faced and that but inside my head the question is tripping around.
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    I would think very, very cautiously. Their heart is already at the boiling point just keeping blood flow going - any more strain would be pushing it (no pun intended).

    But a good point - angles thinner people take for granted would be unthinkable for the massive.
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    HA! Wouldn't this be a great opportunity for a warmhearted family comedy using the tried and true premise where their sou/personalities go into each others body? Miley would be Sumo wrestling and eating fish heads or whatever, and Kevin would be trying to make the cheerleading team and getting fingered by her mom's drunk boyfriend, etc. :thinking:
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    She has always secretly yearned to be a pilot fish and she's hoping he'll jump in a pool so she can live her dream.
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    Look on the wall behind them - it looks like they could be in a school.
    It's "show and tell" and Miley is explaining how she saved this beached whale!