If you think your day was bad...

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Muad Dib, Aug 26, 2012.

  1. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Someone woke up today and realized that Snooki was his mother.

    Muad Dib, Aug 26, 2012
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  2. skinofevil

    skinofevil Fresh Meat

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    Oh, good. We didn't have enough of them.
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  3. Tuckerfan

    Tuckerfan BMF

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  4. 14thDoctor

    14thDoctor Oi

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    Y'know, I'd call surviving two atomic bombs a pretty fucking great week, myself. :shrug:
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  5. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Emphasis on the surviving part. Going through it? Yeah, that's orders of magnitude of suckage.
    Bickendan, Aug 27, 2012
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  6. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Could be worse -- what if "the situation" is the dad?
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  7. Black Dove

    Black Dove Mildly Offensive

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    When interviewed on his thoughts about being Snooki's child, her baby responded with this...

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  8. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    The Anti-Christ has been born as was foretold in the prophecies.
    Muad Dib, Aug 27, 2012
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  9. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Holy crap, they're multiplyin'!!!! :soma:
    Forbin, Aug 27, 2012
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  10. Dead Peon

    Dead Peon Curses!

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    Just think, we're only thirteen years from Snooki becoming a grandmother! :soma:
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  11. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    Who or what is a snooki?
    El Chup, Aug 27, 2012
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  12. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    A drunken hoorish nobody who thinks she's somebody.
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  13. Black Dove

    Black Dove Mildly Offensive

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