Apostle Loses Job and 150 Pounds!

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Liet, Sep 26, 2012.

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  1. Liet

    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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    Enough, however, with laughing at apostle's misfortune. A global bacon shortage is a terrible thing indeed.
    Liet, Sep 26, 2012
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  2. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Apostle is fat?
    The Original Faceman, Sep 26, 2012
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  3. Dr. Krieg

    Dr. Krieg Stay at Home Astronaut. Administrator Overlord

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    There is a bacon shortage?






    I blame shootER. :ramen:
    Dr. Krieg, Sep 26, 2012
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  4. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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  5. Soma

    Soma OMG WTF LOL STFU ROTFL!!!

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    How has your heart not exploded yet, shootER?
    Soma, Sep 26, 2012
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  6. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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  7. Soma

    Soma OMG WTF LOL STFU ROTFL!!!

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    Yeah, in your dreams.

    shootER's last words: I died... for bacon.

    It's like a reverse Muslim thing!
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  8. evenflow

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    Grassfed of course.
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  9. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    As I type. :weep:
    The Original Faceman, Sep 26, 2012
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  10. Soma

    Soma OMG WTF LOL STFU ROTFL!!!

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    I'm going to have their Mac n Cheese in a little while.
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  11. Soma

    Soma OMG WTF LOL STFU ROTFL!!!

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    Now I want bacon. :(

    Turkey bacon.
    Soma, Sep 26, 2012
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  12. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    Communist. :bailey:
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  13. evenflow

    evenflow Lofty Administrator

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    You do realize that extruded turkey bacon is grown in a vat, right?
    evenflow, Sep 26, 2012
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    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    Every three weeks my wife goes over to Whitecenter to get her eye lashes done. It is a glorious day b/c she stops by Zippy Burger on her way home. In about 18 minutes I should have a med rare No. 11, fry, and Moxie making their way into my belly! :drool:

    No. 11 $6.25
    Mama's Lil' Kick Butt Peppers, smoky chipotle mayo, lettuce, Monterey jack and smoked cheddar cheese. :soma:
    Ancalagon, Sep 26, 2012
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  16. Chuck

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  17. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Earlier, I had some pork Italian sausage. And yesterday I had pork loin. Mmm, the other white meat!
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    I found bacon on sale for $1.99 a month back and stocked up. I now have a strategic bacon reserve. :jesus:
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    Treasure Valley Highland Games and Ceilidh this weekend. Just getting warmed up!
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    My grocery store has 25% off on sweets this weekend. I'll need to rent an extra room.
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  21. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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  22. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Where the hell is Apostle, anyway? Haven't seen him lately.
    Forbin, Sep 27, 2012
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  23. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    No idea -- he seems to have disappeared right around the time that Ron Paul guy showed up.
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  24. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    I wondered about that, but that would just be stupid.
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  25. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    You'd think there would be a rule against impersonating real life personas on Wordforge.
    gul, Sep 27, 2012
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  26. Patch

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    Mmmmm, bacon, etc.
    Patch, Sep 27, 2012
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  27. The Original Faceman

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    Barack Obama disagrees!
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  28. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Forbin, Sep 27, 2012
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  29. evenflow

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    Yes, which is why I don't care for filets. ...but if you think that grassfed means no fat and no marbling, well, you're a fucking idiot.
    evenflow, Sep 27, 2012
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  30. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Filets are no good -- not enough marbling. My butcher sells a badass grass fed ribeye. Now that is a fine, moist bit of steak.
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