Bagel Head!

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  1. Clyde

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    Yeah that's sexy. :unsure:
     
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    Re: Bagle Head!

    See? I fuckin' told you guys about the disastrous influence of Cardassians on good, wholesome society! Damn you, spoonheads! :shakefist:
     
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    Re: Bagle Head!

    Japanese are weird.
     
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  4. Clyde

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    Kinda looks like a TNG alien of the week.
     
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    What. The. Fuck.
     
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    Right?! I mean who wants what appears to be a burgeoning orifice on their forehead?

    :unsure:
     
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  7. Clyde

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    DP
     
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    You know. You all good and god damned well know.

    I don't have to say it to inform you -- because you know. I am going to say it, though, so that later, I can say I predicted it:

    They will turn it into porn. There is going to be Japanese Alien Donut Head-Fucking Porn.

    "I'm going to blow my load in your head hole!"
    "Hai, Dukat-sama!"

    :vomit:
     
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    Begun the Dome Wars have.
     
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    Re: Bagle Head!

    This was my immediate thought too. Life imitates art in a really bad way.
     
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    Perhaps, Japanese dicks are notoriously small. :rimshot:
     
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    Medical saline?

    I guarantee you that this modification can only last maybe one day...possibly two. The body would just absorb it again rather quickly, so it's really very pointless as well as ridiculous looking. :marathon:
     
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    Well, that could have interesting consequences all its own. If the skin stays all stretched out from that, and then the 'doughnut' goes away, the skin will sag into a really creepy forehead-skin-wrinkle smile. How'd'ja like to wake up next to that, hey?
     
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    Gives the term 'skull-fucking' a whole new meaning... :soma:
     
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    [​IMG]

    :yuck:
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    Are they auditioning for the alien of the week? :unsure:





    Also, skull fucking. :ramen:
     
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    Nuke them all.

    :jayzus:
     
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    That may have caused the problem in the first place. :bergman:
     
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    I can just imagine how deformed they look while the saline is absorbed and leaks under the skin.

    I mean, that guy's eye is already puffed shut. It must get pretty freaking ugly before it's over.

    Plus, edema is not exactly healthy, not to mention uncomfortable. This can't be the best idea in the world.
     
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    Volpone agrees: All the good TNG jokes are already taken. :([/QUOTE]

    Now, now, let's not forget about the Devidians from TNG's Time's Arrow. They have fantastic forehead orifices, glowing receptacles welcoming all variety of input.

    There's gotta be a joke in there somewhere.
     
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    Tamar! Front and center! We're gonna make you smell an onion so you crinkle up your nose, then you can tell these Japanese how you've been fighting them ALL you life!!!11oneone and sound all righteous and shit.
     
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