Sticky: Lanzman Vacation Speculation Thread

Sex change?

Mental breakdown?

Blackmailed by Visionrazor?

Board stolen by Chris?

Borg intervention?



http://www.wordforge.net/showthread.php?t=96729

Tamar's in charge?

We're all fucked!

Fucked in the catheter?

No matter how often you hint, I'm still a happily married woman!

I'm going to assume it's time for his annual appointment to scrape a few layers of ugly off.

Guy looks like the south end of a north bound mule.

Maybe he was kidnapped by aliens and anal probed.

Volpone would die of jealousy, so let's hope so.

Being wheeled around the board walk holding his colostomy bag?

He's joined UA in building a treehouse.

Out of bears.

And I'm sure all the women think you're adonis as the sun light reflects off that shiney dome.

Tamar killed Lanzman years ago. This is just stage 2 of her takeover plan.

Obviously.

Banned!

Banned, banned, banned...you're all BANNNED!!!

Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!

As opposed to just acting like one, which its your specialty.

Two fat hairy guys in a tree house?



Your next script?

Even the board owner realizes this board is run poorly. And now he has gone away

You're going to have to look elsewhere on line for that one. And, uh... good luck with that. See a doctor, or something, I guess.

Nope, his greatest sexual fantasy.

You're way late to the party and wearing the wrong hat, kid. Take a seat in the back, I'll get to you when I'm done with the professional clowns.

So easy.

It's a ploy. He won't dump Tamar as he can't since she does nothing but brown nose. So he goes away and leaves it in her hands. While he's away there's a huge fuck up. He then comes back and, with regret, has no choice but to can Tamar and recruit new "staff" since he can' t have the board go shit while he's away. However, by not being a witness to the mess up he avoids a conflict with Madame Plinkett....

Verrrry clever.

Easy what?

Easy to say stupid shit?

You've got that down like a pro, camel fucker.

Anyway, I'll let you get back to crying like a little bitch because not everybody loves Star Trek. I don't want to take up your valuable time.

Yugh. Between turkey asking for homo porn and El Chup masturbating, this thread has gotten seriously distasteful.

Now we will see JUST WHO RUNS TEH BOARD!

Oooooooh, you really told me didn't ya.

I predict it will continue to be run by the same guy that's been on the job for a while, Mr. Nobody.

He lets me in and then goes away on vacation?



I am not that much of a headache for him am I??

No. Just a tiresome PAKICUNT

Oh, wait, you don't do racism do you?

DUDE! Racism is my specialty!!

So how's Graham Norton been doing these days??

I'll let you all in on the secret now. I think it's time.

I've owned WF for a little over a month now. I just don't want the responsibility of cleaning up after all you circus animals all the time, and didn't feel a shakeup in the volunteer staff was worth the headache to have to explain to everyone, to say nothing of all the drama that's inevitable when you all find out not that there's a new owner again, but who it is this time. I expect even a calm and gentle letting-you-know like this one is probably going to create an assload of .

But with Lanz taking a well-deserved vacation, I'll be stepping in. I expect you all to behave yourselves, because although you like to bitch and whine that he's inconsistent, you step out of line with me and you'll have a new word to bitch about: capricious.