5'10" but I tend to lie to myself and call it 5'9" For reasons which make no logical sense, i'd love to drop 6" or more off that (but only with a proportional amount of fat going as well!)
^Whereas I've always wanted to be an inch taller so I can reach the second shelf in the kitchen cabinets without standing on my tiptoes. 5' 5½"
17' and lightning comes out of my arse. But that's only when I take mortal form, the rest of the time I exist as a wavelength slightly below Plank's understanding. I have pictorial proof, I just don't want to blind all of you.
William Wallace: "Sons of Scotland! I am William Wallace!" Scotsman: "William Wallace is seven feet tall!" Wallace: "Yes, I've heard! Kills men by the hundreds! And if he were here, he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes…and bolts of lightning from his arse!