Yeah, she's pretty hot. For an old woman named Eilleen. Also, says she's part Jaffa. Oh. No, wait, that's part Cree. Well, it's easy to get those two things mixed up.
Uh, "Mark Twain" is only the pen name for the writer and humorist, not his real name: Samuel Clemens. Clemens got the inspiration for his nom de plume from his days as a riverboat pilot, where the expression "mark twain" means the depth of a river has been measured at two fathoms.
Both were older than me, with one being a decade older than me. But that was also years ago, and since then I'm more attracted to younger women. Shania is right in my ball bark, but even I can see she's getting older. Which means I just need to accept that I'm older and no woman my age is going to hold on to her youth.
Mutt is a genius, no doubt. Did he really advance her career? Did he have any real influence with the pop/country crowd? Regardless, ugly or not if I were Mutt I'd have a t-shirt that states: I PRODUCED BACK IN BLACK AND BANGED SHANIA TWAIN ON THE REGULAR AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID T-SHIRT Why he doesn't is beyond me.
