Statist Euphemisms

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  1. John Castle

    John Castle Banned Writer

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    Let's see, now...

    "Progressive" = Statist.
    "Social justice" = Stealing peoples' shit.
    "Diversity" = Anti-white racism.
    "Common sense firearms legislation" = Gun grabbing.

    Who's noticed more of these Statist euphemisms?

    Post 'em up!
  2. Aurora

    Aurora VincerĂ²!

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    Hm, standard internet libertarian blah blah, nicely condensed. Good job!
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  3. John Castle

    John Castle Banned Writer

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    Your noise won't stop my signal, little pretty one. Back to the kitchen with you.
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  4. K.

    K. Sober

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    "Your noise won't stop my signal" = I have no response.

    Back to the kitchen with you. = "Traditional family values."
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  5. John Castle

    John Castle Banned Writer

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    Wrong! But pathetically inadequate try!

    Oh, that's me, all right! The guy who writes fetish smut, BIIIIIIIG traditionalist right here, yes indeed!
  6. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Family values traditionalism isn't a fetish?
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  7. John Castle

    John Castle Banned Writer

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    No. Om the other hand, my balls. :)
  8. K.

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    Yes it is, and it's true in any of the other combinations of those terms as well: Family values fetishism is traditional, family traditions are a valuable fetish, fetishist families value their traditions!

    See how this thread proves that it was completely impossible to stop Castle's original signal?
  9. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    white noise?
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  10. Rimjob Bob

    Rimjob Bob Classy Fellow

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    "Substantive Freedoms" = social welfare spending

    :yaoming:
  11. Black Dove

    Black Dove Mildly Offensive

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    Republicans = Corporate whores bought and paid for.

    Democrats = Corporate whores bought and paid for.


    Freedom/Rights/Liberty = whatever "they" say it means, as long as they receive their kick-back.
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  12. actormike

    actormike Okay, Connery...

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    John Castle = alcoholic racist who will claim five posts later that he was just trolling.
  13. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Ooh, I've got one!

    Right-wing euphemisms:

    "religion" = mind control
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  14. John Castle

    John Castle Banned Writer

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    Another excellent band name.
  15. John Castle

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    Yep, that's a good example of a statist euphemism.
  16. Aurora

    Aurora VincerĂ²!

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    Shrimp Scampi with Linguini

    1 pound linguini
    4 tablespoons butter
    4 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil, plus more for drizzling
    2 shallots, finely diced
    2 cloves garlic, minced

    Pinch red pepper flakes, optional
    1 pound shrimp, peeled and deveined
    Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper
    1/2 cup dry white wine
    Juice of 1 lemon
    1/4 cup finely chopped parsley leaves

    For the pasta, put a large pot of water on the stove to boil. When it has come to the boil, add a couple of tablespoons of salt and the linguini. Stir to make sure the pasta separates; cover. When the water returns to a boil, cook for about 6 to 8 minutes or until the pasta is not quite done. Drain the pasta.

    Meanwhile, in a large skillet, melt 2 tablespoons butter in 2 tablespoons olive oil over medium-high heat. Saute the shallots, garlic, and red pepper flakes (if using) until the shallots are translucent, about 3 to 4 minutes. Season the shrimp with salt and pepper; add them to the pan and cook until they have turned pink, about 2 to 3 minutes. Remove the shrimp from the pan; set aside and keep warm. Add wine and lemon juice and bring to a boil. Add 2 tablespoons butter and 2 tablespoons oil. When the butter has melted, return the shrimp to the pan along with the parsley and cooked pasta. Stir well and season with salt and pepper. Drizzle over a bit more olive oil and serve immediately.

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    Linguine = wrong euphemism for Linguini. People say it nevertheless.
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  17. John Castle

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    And yet Statists went from being "liberals" to being "progressives."

    I still want to know what the next alias is going to be.
  18. actormike

    actormike Okay, Connery...

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    Weird, people say the same thing about you, visionrazer.
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  19. John Castle

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    That's not an answer. How 'bout you, Mikey boy? Did you get the memo on what the next alias for Statists is going to be?
  20. John Castle

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    See, here's the deal: We all are aware of the scammers and con artists on the right. We all call them out for their bullshit.

    So they're not the issue. We have identified them.

    But you lefties don't do the same diligence with your side of the aisle.

    The overwhelming tendency of the left, here and abroad, is to excuse the con artists and scammers among you.

    That needs to be pointed out. Loudly. Repeatedly. Until you treat Al Gore the way we treat Falwell.

    Y'all's house is not in order, any more than anybody else's. And until it is, you get to accuse fuck-all.

    Get cleanin', cunts. :)
  21. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    :rotfl:

    Says the guy screaming Benghazi, IRS, herp, derp!
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  22. John Castle

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    Yep. I am pointing out the Feds' misbehavior. And you know what's sad and pathetic? You should be, too. But you're not.

    Why doesn't it bother you? Why are you not concerned about the State's shenanigans, particularly the ones they get up to at your expense? Are you just a patsy? Are you just a sucker?
  23. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    You'd have to, you know, point out actual shenanigans. But it appears that the scammers and con artists on the right still have you as a faithful puppet. Hence, the :rotfl: at your smug claims.
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  24. John Castle

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    Selling a shitload of guns to known murderous fuckos in Mexico. Check.

    Ignoring a guy who murdered hundreds of babies, alive and birthed. Check.

    Using the IRS as a thug against conservative groups. Check.

    Covering up an Administration fuckup at an under-defended foreign "diplomatic facility". Check.

    Pretending none of the above shit happened so you can continue to lick the State's unwashed, rancid cock. Check.

    Yeah, dude, shenanigans are plentiful. You ignoring them? That doesn't make them not have happened.

    Pull your head out. Get your fuckin' head out of Obama's fuckin' ass. You're not convincing anybody of jack shit right now. We all see how tight your lips are wrapped around this administration's cock.

    You're fooling no one. So stop trying.
  25. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    A program started by the previous administration, ended under this one.
    You mean the guy who was just convicted of murder? Somebody's ignoring something all right. :unuts:
    Hasn't happened.
    Another invention of Conservative hysteria.
    If I believed your claims, that would require a lot of pretending.
    Yeah, and when you tell me the sky is green, I'll ignore that, too, and it will in fact be blue.
    Yes, the ravings of a drunk lunatic will certainly convince me and others. You guys never learn, but here's a tip: if you want to bring somebody down via scandal, you have to not only have one, but also not be known for Chicken Little syndrome. If you ever find something real, nobody will believe you after all the acorns you've screamed about.
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  26. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    Don't forget "Justice Department illegally tapping the phones and emails of an independent news organization (AP)". Check.
  27. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Subpoenas are now an illegal investigative tool? When did that happen? :unuts:
  28. John Castle

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    Nope. Bush's program was a different program entirely. Operation: Wide Receiver. Which, when it started to show signs of doing what Fast & Furious would do later, was shut down immediately.

    You LOSE! Good DAY, sir!

    And how long did the Obama lackey media sit on that story and refuse to report it?

    You're WRONG! You LOSE! Good DAY, sir!
    They've admitted to it themselves. So no, it's not invented. You're WRONG! You LOSE! Good DAY, sir!

    No, probably they won't. Nor will facts, and the facts are arrayed against you. Nevertheless, you keep bobbing on that government issued cock, tears in your eyes and fingers in your ears.

    You're pathetic. The only one who doesn't know it is you.

    And I still want to know two things:

    1. What do you expect to get for carrying their water? A pat on the head? A stamped tin medal? What's in it for you to sell your soul and sell out your neighbors?

    2. What's the next alias for Statists going to be?
  29. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    The only thing I expect is for people to stop being fooled by us and them politics. You're a Fox News puppet, cut the strings.
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  30. Ten Lubak

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    It's funny that some Americans can't see that both sides suck complete ass, and stumble over themselves to defend what is actually complete shit. Essentially defending people that don't give two fucks about you, like a chump.

    For every perceived "victory" you think you get over the other side chances are your side has done something equally, if not more shitty.

    Good thing I have a sense of humor otherwise this would all be pretty sad.
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