Something I Will NEVER Understand

No one is saying they need an excuse to screw either. But when there is less competition from TV and the Internet and work...yeah, couples will take advantage of it. As I'm sure you would do because I'm sure you can connect to basic human emotions. ...unlike Dayton.

Because it's SEX microbrain.

Women need a reason to have sex. They need to feel the emotion.

Men just need a place.

I feel no desire to have sex unless I feel at least some degree of affection toward the woman in question.

Dayton doesn't understand why straight men are turned on by lesbians.

But doesn't your hand get jealous?

meh! i have sex because i'm a horny bastard.

i dont need the electric to go off.

that or if she's in the mood then get in quick before she changes her mind for another few weeks

Unless you're a homo!

So you have never looked at a woman and thought "I'd hit it".

And no, not that way.

This is for dayton i know he'll be creeped out.

that's a creepy looking broken link square

So, swinging is okay by you? Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice?

I'm gonna go out on a limb that you're just a lousy lay.

I'm guessing that his wife never gets on top because that would be "unnatural"...

she's got to be able to take a punch...

Is this a confession that you no longer love your wife?

Two people who love each other, listening to the weather rage outside...the power goes out. The temperature starts going down...it seems completely natural to me that they would crawl under the blankets together to warm up...and it's pretty romantic...seems to me sex would often be the logical next step if no one falls asleep.

Dayton thrives on the abuse. He is a masochist.

Also because it would probably crush Dayton.

No, I'm pretty sure that comes naturally, too.

When I was a teenager. Perhaps a few times.

Not since I actually grew up.

Ok... I like bashing on Dayton as much as anyone else but I draw the line at actually saying anything derogatory about his wife, she suffers enough as it is.

So not once in your adult life have you looked at your wife and thought "yeah, I'd hit it"? (in a sexual way, not in a violent way, to clarify)

You are gay, which explains much.

It would crush him emotionally because of the unnaturalness...

Really... I see at least a dozen or more women a day that I'd be willing to tap.

Blamming a load, be it up a twat, or into a hanky, has got to be more fun than any of Dayton's fuckin' hobbies.

I dunno... that list thing sounds intriguing.

What's it like to have no balls?