Is el chup an anti-dentite cause he is English?

Is el chup an anti-dentite cause he is English?

Fuck off.

fuck it i'm drunk i voted baba is wise

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ythrdCsOFJU

C'mon, Baba. You can do better than this. Make your troll more obvious

Should I reveal the dayton3/el chup sex tape Bickendan?

Is that what happened? Dayton broke up with Chup and broke his heart? That certainly explains the persistent bitterness Chup harbors for Dayton.

I thought chup had spurned Mewa

Ah, so more of the picture emerges, no? Chup no doubt regrets having rebuffed Mewa to pursue his crush on Dayton... only for Dayton to break his heart. Now Chup resents Dayton and wonders what sort of subway-fattie-sharing delights with Mewa he has passed up.

I would never have broken up with Dayton.









It's a sin you know.

TEH BABA option pulls well ahead.

So let me get this straight:
Mewa persues Chup; Chup says no (and causes Mewa to declare war, so to speak) because Chup's pining for Dayton.

Dayton hears of Mewa and Chup and assumes there was something (Chup straying, maybe?) and dumps Chup, causing Chup to resent Dayton.


Man, this has 'Lifetime Special' written all over it! JC, I think this writes itself!

Could make for an after school special. Or, at the very least, a Very Special Episode on a late '80s sitcom.

Ooh ooh, I know! I know! The viewer loves sympathizing with an empowered woman! Chup, Nova how do you feel about making the 'Chup' character in this special an amalgation of Chup and Shep as he transitions into a her, going from a very disagreeable him into a moderate and agreeable her?

Say, that's some fine dramatic character arc, there, Lou!

Its a lifetime movie bickendan. Dayton could be a character on glee.

Ok, drafting up a list of characters for WordForge: Teh Movie
(If you don't make this list, don't cry yet -- I'm quickly doing this before running off to work, planning on adding to it later)
FACTS HAVE BEEN ALTERED FOR LULZ

Dayton: Spurned Chup. Wears wife beaters. Must always be right.
Mewa: Loves jazz (on vinyl only). Spurned by Chup, harbors grudge. Subway incident.
MF: IRA member kicked off of Bick's shortbus. Plots revenge via nuked launched from subway launched into orbit via conveyor belt, captained by an otter. Attacked by said otter. Of the ass.
EP: Drunk, closeted gay. Irish.
Async: Eloquent, Mormon Bible thumper. Loves seafood.
Apostle: Hardline Christian Bible thumper trying to convert Tasvir, his arranged-marriage fiancée.
Tasvir: One armed Muslim woman engaged to Apostle. Isn't happy about it.
Black Dove/Marso: Ghostbusting redneck fighter pilot Muslim hater.
Lanzman: Owner of teh Teal Palace casino.
Bickendan: Shortbus driver, jazz musician Mewa follows. Has never released to vinyl.
Diacanu: Richard Dawkins worshipper and missionary.
Tamar: Batgirl, fighting crime from her wheelchair.
Baba: God, uselessly vague and bizarre.
Forbin: The Russian car collector. Maniac driver with dash cam. Bickendan's nemesis.
Elwood: The Sheriff. On the lookout for Forbin.
Zombie: The Teal Palace's chief of security. Maintains stockpile for Zombie Apocalypse.
Muad'Dib: The Quisatz Haderach, Confederate Extraordinaire. Moonlights as a nurse. Worships Robert E. Lee.
Rick Deckard: Comes up with sensible plans for space exploration. No one takes seriously.
Volpone: Tearing down the highway with his gun-mounted Mustang. Or motorcycle. TARDIS is his secret base.
Anc: Public transit fanatic trying to destroy the road system.
Uncle Albert: Child hatin', jeep wranglin'. Knocks up both Mrs. Albert AND Jenee. Oh, telemarketer.
John Castle: Tabloid reporter. shooteR's nemesis.
shooteR: News reporter.
garamet: Slash fic writer. Old.

More later

Tabloid reporter, huh? Well, that gives me plenty of leisure time, since the only tabloid story around here is the extremely infrequent Batboy sighting.

Bickendan must work on the glee episode with dayton.

The reason you're shooteR's nemesis is because you actually write legit news when Batboy isn't around, writing better content than what the legit media wants to cover!

Fucking hell, another list I didn't make - and I'm even mentioned in it!

Yes he isn't.

That's cause I'm not done with it! Have a little patience, this list is for those that don't make it in. Unless you don't. Then you're just not noteworthy.

Moar!

Chad: Gun grabbing constitutionalist.
Wordin: Leninist working to extend the social safety net.
Liet: Minimum-wage spice factory drone with law school aspirations.
Faceman: Collections lawyer for Albert's telemarketing company.
Sokar: Poltergeist.
K1A: Rabid right-wing talk radio host.
Packard: Banned. Ok, ok. Plays in a German rock band, Die Gesamtkunstwerk. Moonlights as a Chaos Theorist specializing in Climate.
Chup: As noted several posts above -- A disagreeable bloke going through a sex change into a likable bird. Escaped the Projects.
Mrs. Albert: Ob/gyn. Champions legalization of marijuana, leading to the state medical board to investigate her practice. Has an offer in Winnipeg. Knocked up by Albert.
Jenee: A tour of duty in Iraq led to her believing and subscribing to left-wing conspiracy theories (in truth, it was probably too much History Channel). Knocked up by Albert.
TKO: Mad scientist. Powers her lab with gymnasts in large hamster wheels. Only one to take Rick Deckard seriously.
Techman: Rest in pieces. That guy high on bath salts was over the top, but you were avenged.
Missmanners: Graciously hosts you with tea and cookies only to blackmail you later.
Dkehler: Owner of the Winnipeg Hockey team.

No sir.....

This has JJ Abrams

STAR TREK: The Triangle Trap (with extra lens flares!)

written all over it.....

Thanks Bick, this has helped me get to know everyone better.