How would you improve Dayton?

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  1. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    As suggested by Soma...

    No idea where to start.... suggestions?
    ed629, Jun 7, 2013
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  2. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    Kill him
    El Chup, Jun 7, 2013
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  3. Caboose

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    Ohio? Nuclear option without a doubt. :bailey:
    Caboose, Jun 7, 2013
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  4. 14thDoctor

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    I'd transporter merge him with Black Dove for some Tuvix-style hilarity. :yes:
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  5. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    You know where I live.
    Dayton Kitchens, Jun 7, 2013
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  6. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    FTFY :midnightsuicide:

    ETA: I'd add more space battles, too. :yes:
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    Shirogayne, Jun 7, 2013
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  7. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Go back in time, shoot his parents, kidnap him, give him to chimps to raise.

    I figure, as Tarzan, he'd be a helluva lot more likable.
    Diacanu, Jun 7, 2013
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  8. Nautica

    Nautica Probably a Dual

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    I wouldn't. I would admit that he sucks, and move on with my life.
    Nautica, Jun 8, 2013
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  9. 14thDoctor

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    Do you not remember the last time you dared someone in the Red Room? Any minute now, Bailey's gonna come in and give Chup permission to murder you. :jayzus:
    14thDoctor, Jun 8, 2013
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  10. Dr. Krieg

    Dr. Krieg Stay at Home Astronaut. Administrator Overlord

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    A soul would be a good start.
    Dr. Krieg, Jun 8, 2013
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  11. LizK

    LizK Sort of lurker

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    Teach him the principles of IDIC
    He can NOT like JJAbramsverse, but he needs to understand there are those that see it as a viable alternative to TOS to visit and enjoy.
    LizK, Jun 8, 2013
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  12. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Call his boss.
    Fisherman's Worf, Jun 8, 2013
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  13. RickDeckard

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    Some non-voluntary psychiatric treatment.
    RickDeckard, Jun 8, 2013
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  14. TheLonelySquire

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    IDIC -a cheesy marketing and product placement created a dirtbag adulterer? Seems reasonable...lol
    TheLonelySquire, Jun 8, 2013
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  15. TheLonelySquire

    TheLonelySquire Fresh Meat

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    Nah, he likes chicks.
    TheLonelySquire, Jun 8, 2013
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  16. John Castle

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    'eh, oh, way to go, Ohio!
    John Castle, Jun 8, 2013
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  17. Baba

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    Show him Black Emmanualle.
    Baba, Jun 8, 2013
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  18. Clyde

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    Okay, made me laugh. :lol:


    That said I don't understand this fascination with Dayton3. How does he punch so many peoples buttons?
    Clyde, Jun 8, 2013
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  19. Baba

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    Clyde dayton has the popularity of a war criminal.
    Baba, Jun 8, 2013
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  20. Clyde

    Clyde Orange

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    Which war?
    Clyde, Jun 8, 2013
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  21. Baba

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    All wars.
    Baba, Jun 8, 2013
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  22. John Castle

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    Even the Eugenics Wars?
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  23. El Chup

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    Yup, that's right Dayton, I've just booked my plane tickets. Better phone the town sheriff. :techman:
    El Chup, Jun 8, 2013
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  24. Baba

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    El Chup is a serial killer like Dexter.
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  25. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    The idea that Dayton is improvable no doubt opens some sort of Universe destroying paradox. Let's not mess with this, and hope he offs himself soon instead.
    gul, Jun 8, 2013
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  26. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    Dayton loves himself too much to kill himself.....and I'm concerned at the women he might hit in the future who could otherwise be saved.


    I suppose would could always chop his arms off....
    El Chup, Jun 8, 2013
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  27. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Now that might actually be an improvement!
    gul, Jun 8, 2013
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  28. Baba

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    Gul, didn't I tell you El Chup was a serial killer?
    Baba, Jun 8, 2013
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  29. womble wizard

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    i find this love for dayton amusing. i bet he didnt know he was this popular :P
    womble wizard, Jun 8, 2013
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  30. Baba

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    War criminal popular womble.
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