Dayton, how will they fix your Star Trek?

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by El Chup, Jun 8, 2013.

  1. Sentinel

    Sentinel Fresh Meat

    Joined:
    Oct 18, 2007
    Messages:
    207
    Ratings:
    +147
    Almost right...get up...have little breakfast...check my email...see what stupid shit Dayton posted during the night.
  2. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

    Joined:
    Apr 11, 2004
    Messages:
    51,920
    Location:
    Norphlet, Arkansas
    Ratings:
    +5,412
    You start threads specifically about me EC.

    Unless I'm mistaken I start NONE about you.

    Case closed......
    • Agree Agree x 2
  3. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

    Joined:
    Nov 23, 2004
    Messages:
    30,625
    Ratings:
    +34,279
    just like your mind?
  4. Baba

    Baba Rep Giver

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    16,680
    Ratings:
    +5,373
    Do you find Emilia Clarke or Lena Heady attractive?
  5. John Castle

    John Castle Banned Writer

    Joined:
    Mar 24, 2011
    Messages:
    21,748
    Ratings:
    +8,142
    I don't know who Emilia Clarke is, but I'd hit Melinda Clarke like the fish of an angry dog. Lena Heady, too. Both of 'em at the same time if I had enough Gatorade on hand.
  6. Baba

    Baba Rep Giver

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    16,680
    Ratings:
    +5,373
    Emilia plays the blonde on game of trhones.
  7. RickDeckard

    RickDeckard Socialist

    Joined:
    May 28, 2004
    Messages:
    37,922
    Location:
    Ireland
    Ratings:
    +32,537
    What gives you the authority to close cases anyway?
    • Agree Agree x 1
  8. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

    Joined:
    May 4, 2004
    Messages:
    53,665
    Ratings:
    +23,779
    Are they lesbians?
    • Agree Agree x 1
  9. John Castle

    John Castle Banned Writer

    Joined:
    Mar 24, 2011
    Messages:
    21,748
    Ratings:
    +8,142
    Lesbians who work for Sony?
  10. Baba

    Baba Rep Giver

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    16,680
    Ratings:
    +5,373
    There is lesbians on game of thrones.
  11. The Flashlight

    The Flashlight Contributes nothing worthwhile Cunt Git

    Joined:
    Mar 30, 2004
    Messages:
    18,023
    Ratings:
    +6,749
    Of course, Dayton is hardly the only person out there to have a problem with JJ's frat boy Trek.

    In fact, can we just stop calling it "Trek?" It isn't Trek. It's Star Wars dressed up like Trek. Star Trek was something completely different than what we're being given now.
    • Agree Agree x 1
  12. Ebeneezer Goode

    Ebeneezer Goode Gobshite

    Joined:
    Mar 28, 2004
    Messages:
    19,130
    Location:
    Manchester, UK
    Ratings:
    +8,260
    Just got back from an alternate reality where DKTrek was made (pronounced decay-trek) - only go there as they've all 6 seasons of Firefly on Netflix, as well as the Oscar winning bio of President Presley 'Hail to [-]Chief[/-]King Baby!' (that Oscars ceremony was something, Bill Hicks never got asked back *sigh* and Bruce Campbell accepting his award as Sam Axe getup? Golden!)

    Anyhoo, DKTrek got picked up instead of VOY, and after 6 episodes wasn't merely cancelled, but all stock was was dropped into a vat of molten plutonium, which was then cast into the shape of a giant dildo and sent into deepest space to go fuck the nearest black hole.

    The actors have all seen their careers destroyed, and pretty much everyone involved have ended up as hobos or killed themselves.

    Nowhere else in the multiverse touched it.

    Reality has given it's verdict! :diacanu:
    • Agree Agree x 1
  13. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

    Joined:
    Apr 11, 2004
    Messages:
    51,920
    Location:
    Norphlet, Arkansas
    Ratings:
    +5,412
    What gets me is that for THIRTY Years, it seems that the vast bulk of Star Trek fans openly looked down on Star Wars as being juvenile, simplistic, jingoistic, and shallow. (to list just some of the sentiments).

    Now, throw in some good box office numbers and favorable reviews, and a number of so called "Star Trek" fans have embraced the "Warsified Star Trek".
    • Agree Agree x 2
  14. Ebeneezer Goode

    Ebeneezer Goode Gobshite

    Joined:
    Mar 28, 2004
    Messages:
    19,130
    Location:
    Manchester, UK
    Ratings:
    +8,260
    Trek did Wars before Wars did.

    Or did nobody else watch Plato's Stepchildren? :marathon:
    • Agree Agree x 2
  15. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

    Joined:
    May 17, 2005
    Messages:
    42,393
    Location:
    San Diego
    Ratings:
    +56,159
    All that proves is that some nerds living in their mommas' basements needed some reason to look down on other nerds.

    And to answer the question about how "deep" TOS is for myself, I've started watching the show on Netflix, and I have to say even the good episodes weren't all that deep...but then, when it was just a tv show and not a cult classic, it didn't need to be. And yanno, I still enjoyed it.
    Last edited: Jun 16, 2013
    • Agree Agree x 2
  16. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

    Joined:
    Apr 11, 2004
    Messages:
    51,920
    Location:
    Norphlet, Arkansas
    Ratings:
    +5,412
    Fine.

    If that is all you want to get out of it.
    • Agree Agree x 2
  17. Starchaser

    Starchaser Fallen Angel

    Joined:
    Feb 27, 2005
    Messages:
    5,971
    Location:
    Hiding from aliens
    Ratings:
    +3,261
    Yep. Can't beat space nazis, space cowboys, space hippies, space amoebas that eat entire solar systems, space gangsters. And who can forget "Brain,brain...What is brain?" ;) :tos:
  18. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

    Joined:
    Apr 10, 2004
    Messages:
    14,761
    Ratings:
    +17,873
    What the hell does that mean?
  19. Tuckerfan

    Tuckerfan BMF

    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2007
    Messages:
    77,724
    Location:
    Can't tell you, 'cause I'm undercover!
    Ratings:
    +156,702
    The one thing that TOS has going for it that none of the other Treks have had, is that the writers of the show were far more confident in their abilities than those of the later shows. TNG, etc. took two full seasons to get their footing, while TOS managed to do it in a few episodes, and even those were generally stronger than early TNG, etc. I think that's because it was virgin territory and they didn't worry about how it would fit in with other series or piss off long time fans. They could just tell the story they wanted to.
    • Agree Agree x 1
  20. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

    Joined:
    Apr 11, 2004
    Messages:
    51,920
    Location:
    Norphlet, Arkansas
    Ratings:
    +5,412
    You're supposed to be a smart fellow. Figure it out.
    • Agree Agree x 2
  21. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

    Joined:
    Apr 10, 2004
    Messages:
    14,761
    Ratings:
    +17,873
    In other words you don't know, you said that because you can't come with anything else to say.

    What I can figure out is that you've used the same statement on other occasions and you weren't able to defy what you mean by it then either. This follows suit with "we can agree to disagree".
    • Agree Agree x 1
  22. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

    Joined:
    Apr 11, 2004
    Messages:
    51,920
    Location:
    Norphlet, Arkansas
    Ratings:
    +5,412
    Well, so much for you being a "smart fellow".
    • Agree Agree x 2
  23. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

    Joined:
    Apr 10, 2004
    Messages:
    14,761
    Ratings:
    +17,873
    And you proved my point, you throw out meaningless comments without any way to back them up. You really shouldn't try to use phrases that your small mind can't comprehend and your mouth can't explain.

    If I tried to put any sort of reasoning or explanation behind your statement of "Fine. If that is all you want to get out of it." it would be an exercise in futility. You would either not respond, or make another statement which tries to avoid answering the question at hand. After some 12-13 years of knowing you online you still can't answer some simple and direct questions.
  24. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2004
    Messages:
    49,469
    Location:
    The Steam Pipe Trunk Distribution Venue
    Ratings:
    +51,236
    Dayton wants his traditional Trek back. Star Trek that he can marry and then make dutiful love to.
  25. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

    Joined:
    Apr 10, 2004
    Messages:
    14,761
    Ratings:
    +17,873
    With more space battles.
    • Agree Agree x 1
  26. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2004
    Messages:
    42,875
    Ratings:
    +27,833
    No he doesn't. He shits all over Roddenberry, Bob Justman, Gene Coon & Co. Says it's all too liberal and poorly written.

    Couple of points here:-

    1) Dayton is ONE AGAIN insulting people, this time implying that a member is stupid, despite claiming that he doesn't resort ti insults.

    2) He's got no leg to stand on claim that he wants a cerebral Star Trek, when the very cerebral Star Trek that folks such as myself prefer over JJTrek, is the stuff that he equally insults in favour of childish space battles.

    More proof of what a total ignoramus the man is.
    • Agree Agree x 3
  27. Baba

    Baba Rep Giver

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    16,680
    Ratings:
    +5,373
    Dayton wants a trek were all the women are in cdatuits,
  28. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

    Joined:
    Apr 11, 2004
    Messages:
    51,920
    Location:
    Norphlet, Arkansas
    Ratings:
    +5,412
    The original Star Trek had space battles in its episodes at approximately TWICE the rate The Next Generation did.

    If you want I can figure up an analysis of episodes that had some kind of an exchange of fire in them for both of those series.
    • Agree Agree x 1
  29. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

    Joined:
    Apr 11, 2004
    Messages:
    51,920
    Location:
    Norphlet, Arkansas
    Ratings:
    +5,412
    Ah yes. One of the "insults" I very rarely use. So rare that it obviously stands out.

    At any rate, I was figuring it was subtle enough that Ed would not notice anyway.
    • Agree Agree x 1
  30. Baba

    Baba Rep Giver

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    16,680
    Ratings:
    +5,373
    TOS Production values were horrible.