What does Garamet do in a home invasion scenario?

You are jealous, aren't you? Just look at how often you try to get my attention.

Deal with your claim that you have over 100 duals? Nah, I'll leave that to your therapist, Sybil.

Because, see, your allies are supposed to be helping you. And yet no one's come forward.

"I'm the only one left here charitable enough to show you any attention." = "100 duals." I don't care if you did write "Sauvignon" on the bottle, don't drink the oven cleaner.

I don't have a therapist named Sybil.

Maybe I am...you know what they say about crazy women...and you're about as crazy as they come.

Clearly you believe you're all those other posters responding to me. If you actually were, I'd ask you to keep using the ones that provide actual discussion instead of sidebars, obscenities, and font changes.

Apparently you need one by any other name. Maybe she can help you find your missing link.

So what can I do to help?

Well, before the Friday Night Irregulars report for duty, I'd just like to say that the quality of troll threads in this forum continues to deteriorate.

I am disappoint.

Yes...Bilbo was rumored to have chests of gold hidden in Bag End. I hear there's boxes of unread copies of Preternatural at garamet's mansion. Surely I could get a quarter apiece for those babies on eBay...

You indulge a very exaggerated sense of your own importance.

I agree. If anybody personifies the word, it's you.

Don't be silly, I don't expect her to answer any questions.

I expect her to entertain me with her retarded little dance, something she's done here to my utter delight.

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Oh poor garamet, please weep some more delicious victim tears for me, please.

This is classic Garamet. She's being "stalked." Her privacy has been "violated," she's been the victim of Tamar's arbitrary application of ephemeral rules (yeah, like who hasn't? Sheesh.... ), and of course she thinks she's gotten "death threats."



The only death sentence that's been imposed was on that poor copy of Probe that got torched. Shouldn't Garamet have been applauding that, or has she decided to forgive Rock Star and admit she screwed up the Probe assignment?

Why is that necessary for you to provide a response to the proposed scenario?

Title - "Cum Dwell in My Crucible"

The police are NEVER going to arrive in time to stop a crime. They show up to clean up the mess and write a report.

Yeah....why didn't anybody think of that before - guard snakes.

Or possibly, "Strangers From The Backyard."

And of course, "Probe" works as-is.

what would Garamet do? Write the invader dead.

Go into her tedious "smartest person in the room" act until the intruder gets so irritated he shoots himself?

Ah, you've discovered my Secret Weapon. Wouldn't be the first time, either.

Pretend she's Kevin McCallister and beat the bad guys with toys and strings

I always envisioned her jabbing a guy's femoral artery with a small vegetable peeling knife, and staring blankly and coldly as the guy bleeds out crying for his mama.



...what?

I can do that.

You think I want that mess on my carpet???


What the "I GOT GUNZ!!!!" mob doesn't realize is that being armed 24/7 puts them at a disadvantage. They're so confident in their weaponry and the dozens of fantasy scenarios connected to it that they have no Plan B. If they're ever caught with their pants down and they can't get to the piece taped behind the toilet tank on time, or in a host of other "No, you don't got your guns" scenarios, they're doomed.

There are no words.

Classsic "Garamet victim fantasy" post. She's being "stalked." Dangerous people are taking pictures of her at conventions. "He knows my name, he knows what I look like" People want her dead!

And we still don't know what she'd do in a home invasion scenario.

One can only assume her only chance at survival will be to hobble out the back door with her walker before the invader discovers her. You think a signed copy of Music of the Spheres would be enough to convince him to leave the house?

Only 10 more - go for it!

This thread is two years old.

Okay, serious question. What does Garamet do if a passing Romulan warbird beams her up out of her house before she can grab a weapon? What if she's grabbed a weapon but the Romulan transporter disables it? What does she do then?

She says Jolan Tru and asks if her Romulan hosts would be kind enough to drop her off in NY so she can visit her grandkids.

Garamet has a vase in her house?

What garamet does in a home invasion scenario:

1. Wakes up.
2. Looks around.
3. Says "Dammit, Flashlight, for the last time, I told you I'm not interested!"
4. Goes back to sleep.

Oh shit. HOME invasion, with the letter "E". I must have read it too fast.

Wasn't there some creep from here who Tamar claimed broke into her house?