Absence Of Alice

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by oldfella1962, Jun 25, 2013.

  1. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Not on my watch!

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  2. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    Okay, let's throw down here...

    [?=Alice]
    Alice:
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    [/?]
    vs.

    [?=Alice]
    Alice:
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    [/?]

    Paladin, Jun 25, 2013
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  3. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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  4. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Full on Alice Assault! :bullseye:

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  5. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    They both needed dick, what they lacked in looks they probably made up for in sheer ferocity
    ed629, Jun 25, 2013
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  6. Chuck

    Chuck Go Giants!

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    What would the Brady Bunch have done without Alice? I doubt if Mrs. Brady could prepare anything much more complex than a bowl of Cap'n Crunch
    Chuck, Jun 25, 2013
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  7. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    My first tour in Korea the girl who lived across the hall from me looked like Alice from The Brady Bunch. When she said she was 24 or whatever we all called bullshit - she looked at least ten years older. But sure enough, her military I.D. proved her age. She was married, but having an affair with some dorky guy who wore Magnum P.I. "short" shorts. Her room-mate was a sweetie pie, 30 years old but looked and acted ten years younger. Weird how shit balances out. :yes:
    oldfella1962, Jun 25, 2013
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  8. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Tsk. How quickly they forget!

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  9. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    I went to ask Alice.

    But she's TEN FEET TALL!

    :sob:
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  10. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    Actually, Ann B. Davis lives not very far from my house.

    I've never encountered her, but friends of mine have.
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  11. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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  12. Apophis

    Apophis Impending

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    Also Alice. :)
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  13. Black Dove

    Black Dove Mildly Offensive

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    Did someone say Alice?



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    Black Dove, Jun 26, 2013
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  14. K.

    K. Sober

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    [?=Ok, I'm not ashamed; I'll do the obvious one.]Alice? Who the fuck is Alice?[/?]
    K., Jun 26, 2013
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  15. Caboose

    Caboose ....

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    :unsure: Does she have a restaurant?
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  16. NAHTMMM

    NAHTMMM Perpetually sondering

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    NAHTMMM, Jun 27, 2013
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