At my hagwon, another teacher's student wrote an essay about this mythical giant who drank spoiled milk and then covered the land in his diarrhea. The rest of the staff was horrified; I thought it was hilarious and very creative.
One of my Chilean university students submitted this last year. The assignment was to imagine you're an advice columnist. That was a girl writing this, believe it or not.
I don't get it either, but here are some of my evergreens (and no, I'm not worried about privacy, because I'm not identifying them, it's been a very long time, this is very far removed from them, and I know each of them would not mind):
So that would be funny if it weren't clearly an English translation of a paper in some other language.