So you know how dogs like humping things? Legs, pillows, feet, furniture, etc... well I was thinking if I were to get some female dogs and get them neutered I could rent them out to people who have overly horny dogs. That way they don't get get jizz on them or their stuff, the dog gets his rocks off and I make a few bucks. I think it could work and bet legal, because prostitution and pimping only applies to people.
My spayed dog humps the shit out of the pillows. And God help any dog that tries to hump her. I think she thinks she's a boy.
not all spayed bitches will just lay there and take it. snacks will kill a mofo for trying to rape her.
I'm sure Ed could train them to be complacent and take it. Hell, this being Ed, he could take care of his own needs while training his bitches. Prostitute dogs for the win!
The only upside I can see to this whole hare-brained scheme is writing "dog pimp" in the "occupation" box on your taxes.
I wasn't aware there was an epidemic of male dogs masturbating on furniture. As far as I know, spayed female dogs don't give off the signals that cause male dogs to want to mate, and non-neutered male dogs don't mate with anything that's not a non-spayed female. "Humping" behavior is distinct from mating and has more to do with dominance.
Hey now, this is better than him ragging on homeless girls or oggling the 16 year old that works at the bar he goes to. Unlike most of his other threads, this has some basis in reality! But back to the topic...tafkats is right, dogs hump to display dominance. My aunt had two spayed females, and the Pit Bull still humped the lab mix 'cuz it was just in her nature to do so. As an eight year old, I was a bit...confused by that.
Most homeless (or claimging to be homless) people I've encountered lately were females. And to be fair I didn't realize she was 16, and I did feel uncomfortable afterwards. But I will admit, she does not look 16. One of my dogs humps his stuffed Bluto, and gets pissed when I take it away from him. Like growling, snarling mad.
