Tex, Flow... The Gauntlet Has Been Thrown.

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  1. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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  2. The Flashlight

    The Flashlight Contributes nothing worthwhile Cunt Git

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    A gay guy holding a baby & rifle?
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  3. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    I'll take PHOTOS OF KIDS WHO ARE SURE TO BE FUCKED UP for $1000, Alex.
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  4. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    I didn't think Anc's kid would be so big yet! :unsure:
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  5. frontline

    frontline Hedonistic Glutton Staff Member Moderator

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    So did the kid try to breast feed off the ginger? Could be the reason for that look on his face.
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  6. faisent

    faisent Coitus ergo sum

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    This is only a one nipple shot out of a possible 4 (not including 'copter pilots)

    I demand more nipple if a gauntlet is being thrown.

    Net result: Fail.

    8-ball says: Not likely

    I-ching says: The lotus wrapped in silk is still a lotus.

    Sorry mate, while the sun & copter evoke a certain 70's je ne sais quoi, the overall effort is photoshop 201.

    +points for the tat though.
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  7. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    That guy's way too skinny to be Anc. :ramen:
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  8. evenflow

    evenflow Lofty Administrator

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    Young Jim Gaffigan didn't realize the impact this moment would have on his future development.
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  9. Dr. Krieg

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    Hipsters are wierd. :lol:
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  10. BearTM

    BearTM Bustin' a move! Deceased Member

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    How does a soulless ginger produce a towheaded blonde child?
    Or was he the result of subscribing to a dairy product delivery service?
    BearTM, Aug 2, 2013
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  11. $corp

    $corp Dirty Old Chinaman

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    Kinda the way Robert Baratheon and Queen Cersei produced a totally and completely blond prince, methinks. :?:
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  12. Aurora

    Aurora Vincerò!

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    Buying Photoshop should really require a license :borg:
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  13. John Castle

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    what is this I don't even
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  14. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    it shouldn't take a half naked Anc to make you avoid that.
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  15. Clyde

    Clyde Orange

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    Awww... You are truly blessed! :)


    Your baby? not so much.


    ;)
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  16. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Agreed, it is clearly a bad idea to simply let somebody who can [-]pirate[/-] buy a copy actually use it. Too much shit like this already floating around the intertubes.
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  17. Nautica

    Nautica Probably a Dual

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    Where'd they find a younger, gayer, Ginger-version of Richard Chamberlain? :wtf:
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  18. Uncle Albert

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    What in the fuck's name of Odin? :wtf:
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  19. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    What kinda rifle is that? It looks old and crappy.
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