If it's not Castle doing a lousy imitation of Sokar, then it's someone else doing a fairly credible imitation of Castle, which is not all that difficult, and which suggests whoever it is has way too much time on his hands.
Ego plerumque non daret de stercore Latine. Suus lingua mortua. Nisi quisquam utitur eo ut tota AFFABILITER anum.
Whee! Pedicabo ire mater tua cauda plaustrum a mauris. Sicut beatus ero ut subvertat te caput primum in acervum bile salis saturatioribus fluxus ut sino vos ut permanerent spiritum trahere, te deformem præcordia eunuchi. Item, Spiritus est scriptor Sokar aut decem aut Lubak suus El Chup. Quod tamen ipsum non certus sum. Lorem IP novi, sed adhuc sim in hoc interpretari sedem quaerere locorum regionis.
I know I'm being countertrolled, but I still have to point out that I intentionally "accidentally" posted this in the Red Room. Because I don't seriously think WF will adopt "Volpone was Right" for a slogan. I mean, it would be a good idea. Because I'm right. But I don't think it will happen. So since trolling is not appropriate to the Help Desk but this is clearly a Help Desk thread, I "accidentally" posted it in the wrong forum. The follow-up post for the mods to move it is just gravy. And that some of you took that bait--for whatever reason--just further proves I'm right.