Yep, she's gone to the dogs.

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  1. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    In today's WTF news, "North Carolina Soldier And Wife Charged With Making Dog Porn".

    I'd hit i.... yeah, no I don't think I could.

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  2. Will Power

    Will Power If you only knew the irony of my name.

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    She likes it doggy style! Not that there's anything wrong with that:shrug:
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  3. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Y'know, I'm completely ambivalent to chicks banging dogs, or horses.

    It's not my bag, but police don't need to protect "society", from it.

    :shrug:

    Smaller animals, yeah, that's bullying, protect those animals.
    The horses and dogs don't give a shit.
    Don't get involved.

    :shrug:
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  5. Will Power

    Will Power If you only knew the irony of my name.

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    ^ Re: smaller animals. Had she been porking the felines instead, she'd given us a whole new definition of cathouse!
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    She doesn't look like a dog-fucker.

    That means anyone could be a dog-fucker.... :calli:

    Anything YOU would like to share with the rest of the class, dear reader? :chris:
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  7. Dr. Krieg

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    I'd do her. No dogs, though.
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    I'd fuck the dogshit out of her. :bergman:



    And Raeford. :jayzus: Almost bought a house there. I REALLY hope the guy wasn't Army. After the activeduty.com 82nd... incident, Ft. Bragg really doesn't need any more porn scandals.
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Okay - an atomic bomb was almost dropped on North Carolina - this woman has a dog thing - split the difference, and we have......

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuyS9M8T03A

    Think about it people! There are...no...coincidences! :unsure:
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    I don't get this guy. If I had a wife like that I would be DESTROYING that pussy 24/7, and I'm old enough to be his father most likely!

    WHAT...THE...FUCK...is WRONG with kids these days? Does he need me to hop in my VW and drive up there to show him how to act? :mad:
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  11. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    After reconsideration, I'd do her.
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    Back when I was a kid I acquired a dog, a beautiful long haired brown Shepard. Loved that dog, he was always a happy guy.

    Come to find out later that it came from a home where the daughter was caught boinking it.

    Flash forward 11 years. I meet this chick who was kinda hot, though not the brightest of the gals I was chasing.

    So one morning I'm leaving her place and pass a guy I hadn't seen in 11 years. :D

    Her father. :thinking:

    Then the alarms went off loud enough to deafen Quasimoto. :soma:

    Yea. It was her.


    As to the OP, she's kinda hot. :lol:
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    :lol:

    We could go any number of different direction with this, but the one thing I have to wonder about: did she consider you a step up or a step down from the dog? ;)

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  14. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    Was she into doggy style?

    And yes, she is kinda hot. Enough to overlook her quirks.
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    All the things they charged her with, and nothing for abusing an animal? :unsure:
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    Thier name is Fox. Really.
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  17. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    She'd never go for me now. :sigh:

    Because "once you go black lab, you never go back."
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    Lucky dogs.
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  20. Caboose

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    He must have been at least three years old. :diacanu:
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    This sounds like a job for Ray. :bailey:
  22. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    Hmmm... I'm guessing she's into some pretty kinky shit. That could be fun.
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    I bet she loves this classic Motown tune!

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  24. Caboose

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    :jayzus: Dog years man, dog years.....
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    Given the sheer size of what a woman would have to take from a dog, I'm surprised she'd even feel a man after that let alone really get off with one.
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    :flow: :?:
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  27. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    Lipstick size?
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    I'm thinking ed fails to understand the reason dogs get "stuck". :lol:
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  29. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    They swell up. I've seen pics of things you wouldn't believe stuffed into a vagina. And they came out.