Worst New Staff Member

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by The Original Faceman, Dec 23, 2013.

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Worst New Staff Member

  1. John

    11 vote(s)
    35.5%

  2. Bickendan

    8 vote(s)
    25.8%

  3. Anc

    15 vote(s)
    48.4%

  4. Gul

    14 vote(s)
    45.2%

  5. Tex

    7 vote(s)
    22.6%

  6. Evenflow

    9 vote(s)
    29.0%

  7. Shooter

    9 vote(s)
    29.0%

  8. Tuckerfan

    8 vote(s)
    25.8%

  9. frontline

    12 vote(s)
    38.7%

  10. foil1212

    7 vote(s)
    22.6%

  11. tafkats

    11 vote(s)
    35.5%

  12. Mrs. A

    9 vote(s)
    29.0%

  13. Larry

    11 vote(s)
    35.5%

  14. Krieg

    9 vote(s)
    29.0%

  15. Dan Leach

    11 vote(s)
    35.5%
Multiple votes are allowed.
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  1. Tuckerfan

    Tuckerfan BMF

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    Kill yourself. :bergman:
    Tuckerfan, Dec 28, 2013
    #31
    • Agree Agree x 6
  2. Tuckerfan

    Tuckerfan BMF

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    Its for people who don't like to get drunk, but do like to urinate.
    Tuckerfan, Dec 28, 2013
    #32
    • Agree Agree x 9
  3. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    I'm reminded of the speech from Enemy at the Gates where they talk about giving the people's examples to follow, to give them heroes.

    http://movieclips.com/6Cgd-enemy-at-the-gates-movie-nikita-khrushchev/
    Dinner, Dec 28, 2013
    #33
  4. frontline

    frontline Hedonistic Glutton Staff Member Moderator

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    I'm in a three way tie for 2nd place? Come on you bunch of cock fags. Take 2 minutes out from your kiddie fiddling and vote for me. Dumbest motherfucking pieces of shit can vote Republican or Democrat but can't vote for me?
    frontline, Dec 28, 2013
    #34
    • Agree Agree x 3
  5. Dr. Krieg

    Dr. Krieg Stay at Home Astronaut. Administrator Overlord

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    Poll is invalid, no Baba option.
    Dr. Krieg, Dec 29, 2013
    #35
    • Agree Agree x 8
  6. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Ok
    Crazy, but whatever
    Questionable taste, at best
    Whoa whoa whoa there, Sparky! What's with this non-alcoholic shit? :wtf: Either you go all the way or you don't go at all.
    Bickendan, Dec 29, 2013
    #36
    • Agree Agree x 4
  7. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    It's a solid way to prove you're despicable.
    gul, Dec 29, 2013
    #37
    • Agree Agree x 3
  8. Liet

    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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    What a fucking commie poll. All the results are clustered between 7 and 12 votes. There are no winners; there are no losers. Everyone is the same; no one is different. Bah.

    This poll needs some capitalism, someone willing to buy solo votes. Step up, staffforgetarians! You can buy my vote!
    Liet, Dec 29, 2013
    #38
    • Agree Agree x 2
  9. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    It's a good question. Why isn't baba on staff yet?
    The Original Faceman, Dec 29, 2013
    #39
    • Agree Agree x 2
  10. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Baba is a stealth admin.
    gul, Dec 29, 2013
    #40
    • Agree Agree x 1
  11. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    Teh Baba is teh Baba. What can be done?
    Lanzman, Dec 29, 2013
    #41
    • Agree Agree x 2
  12. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    None of them have offended me yet.
    :shrug:
    Diacanu, Dec 29, 2013
    #42
  13. frontline

    frontline Hedonistic Glutton Staff Member Moderator

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    'Da fuck..now Im in 4th place? Oh this is unmittigated bullshit. Eliteforge!!!!! I DEMAND that you rig this poll so I can win
    frontline, Dec 29, 2013
    #43
  14. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Clearly you did not make a deal with Liet, whereas Tafkats and Leach obviously did. It appears that I can vote multiple times if desired.
    gul, Dec 29, 2013
    #44
  15. Liet

    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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    Show me the Washingtons! My vote isn't exactly expensive to buy in this case.
    Liet, Dec 29, 2013
    #45
  16. evenflow

    evenflow Lofty Administrator

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    Has there ever been a more blatant plea for attention? Someone make Faceman a mod already.
    evenflow, Dec 29, 2013
    #46
    • Agree Agree x 3
  17. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    Remember the good ol' days when Fleshlight would campaign to be the MC mod? :lol:
    Shirogayne, Dec 29, 2013
    #47
    • Agree Agree x 2
  18. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Yeah, curious that he no longer asks for that. I wonder what would happen if he did.
    gul, Dec 29, 2013
    #48
  19. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Fine I'll ask.

























    Will you make the flashlight a media central mod?
    The Original Faceman, Dec 29, 2013
    #49
  20. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    @Faceman: are you his authorized representative?
    gul, Dec 29, 2013
    #50
  21. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Well his retainer was never paid.
    The Original Faceman, Dec 29, 2013
    #51
  22. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    I tried voting twice for Larry, it wouldn't let me.
    ed629, Dec 29, 2013
    #52
  23. Bailey

    Bailey It's always Christmas Eve Super Moderator

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    Unironically totally in favour of this, if there could be some way of logging mod actions.
    Bailey, Dec 29, 2013
    #53
  24. Bailey

    Bailey It's always Christmas Eve Super Moderator

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    On the old board software I would have been able to edit the poll results. :(
    Bailey, Dec 29, 2013
    #54
    • Agree Agree x 3
  25. Bulldog

    Bulldog Only Pawn in Game of Life

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    Where do you think you are, Chicago?
    Bulldog, Dec 31, 2013
    #55
  26. Bulldog

    Bulldog Only Pawn in Game of Life

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    Seriously, WF looks like the company where I work- 30 employees and 25 Vice-Presidents In Charge Of Something Or Other.
    Bulldog, Dec 31, 2013
    #56
    • Agree Agree x 1
  27. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    I didn't realize we had so many folks on staff. That the mods blend in and don't flaut their status is a good thing....but on a board this size, do we need so many? :unsure: Didn't Elwood prune back the number of mods some years ago? The board was far more active when he did it and it worked fine.
    Shirogayne, Dec 31, 2013
    #57
  28. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    :?:
    Lanzman, Dec 31, 2013
    #58
  29. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Again this isn't a list of WF staff members.

    This is a list of the new staff members.

    A lis of WF staff members would be comically longer.
    The Original Faceman, Dec 31, 2013
    #59
  30. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Can someone explain why we should care about this?
    garamet, Dec 31, 2013
    #60
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