Is Garamet a sexually frustrated old woman?

Way to make lemons from lemonade, Mila.

Reality and Flashy's fantasy life have never coincided.

Dusty muffin.

Apparently his mom's stage name.

The world is sexually frustrated, including me. I only want to do it once an hour on the hour until I can't do it any more.

Yes, as opposed to this thread. Sorry, were you trying to say something else? Well, wait until your fucking balls descend and then have the fucking courage to actually say something else, you chickenshit fuck.

You know what this board needs, more than anything else? Leftists who aren't fucking chickenshits.

Say what you mean to say. Quit hiding behind cowardly fucking euphemisms and misdirection, you cowardly fucks. You want to be champions of Communism? Of course you do, that's what all your bullshit adds up to. So be that. Quit fucking cowering behind plausible deniability and just be what you fuckin' are.

Of course, rational people will stomp the whimpering fuck outta ya, but at least go down with your murderous, tragically-inept ship.

And yet I'm pretty sure that my one line above is quite clear to any other reader, whereas your impotent performance of rage -- note that the performance is impotent, not just the performed rage -- is seen to completely avoid any real discussion.

Stop being sure. You haven't earned it.

Will you two take this elsewhere?

This thread is about Flashlight's obsession with me.

Ok then. For tonight, I'll resign myself to being pretty.

And witty? And gay?

Soma agrees!

Now older, with more sexual frustration!

And we've got Thread #7! Only six more to go. Go, Flashy!

Don't worry... someday medical science will be able to replace that ugly little stub of yours with a real penis. Ya still won't get any, so the frustration you speak of will likely continue, but maybe you can get one of the dogs you blow to return the favor?

Hey, Flashy, where are the other six?

Also, out of curiosity, whom did you hope to impress with these threads?

You know, one of the interesting things about these threads is getting to see once again what a complete waste of DNA Castle has always been. Then again, he almost comes up roses compared to flashlight.

I still think Garamet & Oldfella would make an intriguing couple.

Awww... Wombat cares. How sweet!

It seems that Soma thinks the same about you and him.

Ready for some good quality butt action?

Until recently, I thought it was because he's never gotten any, ever. It would explain his misogyny as well as his homophobia and possibly even his infatuation with Cosby. But your post in the other thread inspired me to do a little digging and, as it turns out, I was wrong. It seems Asslight has actually reproduced.

Photos of @The Flashlight's Children Discovered!

The one on the right has the cutest smile.

A little unfair, as elephants are smart.

Obviously they take after their mother.

I've never considered garamet old.

Only someone with the psychosocial age of a six-year-old would.

It's what the idiots post when they think they're being "clever."

Then they rate my posts .

Like this:

Such well-trained little monkeys.

What's with all the thread necromancy today?

Flashy, it's OK that garamet gives you strange dreams that cause you to wake up with sticky sheets. It's just that your life would be a lot easier if you'd just admit it.