I'm only here a couple days and I've already absorbed the message that he's about as sharp as a bowling ball.
After fourteen years of practice he really should be better at it than he is. Of course he should be better at it than he is after fourteen seconds of practice. I'm pretty sure you're overestimating The Flashlight. addendum:
What a weak as fuck thread. All you got was retard Liet attaching another unfunny fleshlight joke. Next time try being creative.
Nope, you already forfeited that position by taking the time to create this call-out thread to begin with. I'm the one who gave you more than you deserved by participating in your shitty parody thread.
Asshat, this wasn't calling you out, you gamey handed, square headed, gibbering reject from your mothers vajayjay, This was merely poking your two bit 'Wordforge is dead' troll. I don't need to parody you, you slack jawed fool; you do it handily all by yourself.