How about a can of whoop ass instead?

These silly bastards decided to rob a convenience store, they got a free can whoop ass instead.



Do not fuck with an MMA fighter.

So he can take the time to kick their asses but he can't put some effort into solving all the systemic ill of society that drovethese poor disenfranchized angels into what was assuredly their first foray into crime?

BTW count-down for somebody to say "see? He didn't need a gun!" I guess the MMA CHAMPION part went over their heads.
Your results may vary. Too bad he couldn't have knocked all their teeth out and crushed their testicles so they won't breed and contaminate the world with their criminal genes.

Well, now that you've pointed out that this guy can do something you can't, I guess you're done here.

Will there be a thread on this forum every time some criminal does stupid shit or gets his or her ass handed?

They prefer it when the guy behind the counter blows their heads off, but generally, yeah.

Perhaps.

Get that guy a cape and cowl! Sri Lankan Batman!

Probably.

Who doesn't enjoy seeing a violent criminal treated like the fucking dog they are?
I'm sure there are people who are asking why he had to keep kicking that guy over and over.
I'm thinking because he was still moving myself. Maybe they will think twice before they rob again!
Oh, they'll still rob again, they will just think about it first.

Sometimes you just have to kick some sense into people.

Guarantee they avoid that store from here on out.

Yes. Because that's what we do. Now get back into the kitchen.